Lick and Ditch

To begin the act of oral sex but to stop for some unimportant reason; incomplete blow job. Grimey girls who want to get their number up, and girls who do not like giving head often do this.

Example 1:

Friend 1: So I thought this girl was giving me head last night, but then she passed out.

Friend 2: Yo, fuck that bitch... she lick and ditched

Example 2:

I was getting head, but then the girl saw Channing Tatum so she lick and ditched.

by Tiahhn January 3, 2013

Whiskey Ditch

A whiskey ditch is an alcoholic drink, primarily a regionally used term (like in Montana), describing a drink where whiskey is cut with water. More specifically, a Whiskey Ditch is a drink with cubed ice, and equal parts whiskey and water. It's a weaker version of whiskey on the rocks.

Bartender! I'm already three sheets in, I'll just have a whiskey ditch.

by montanadave June 1, 2016

florida ditch pig

Extremely, unbearably ugly. Word used to describe lip syncing Ashlee Simpson on MadTV.

"You're not cute enough to get away with that. Your sister, maybe. She's hot. You? You're a Florida ditch pig."

by NothingAs1tSeems May 3, 2008

Ditch Seed

A ditch seed is when you implant the possibility of you ditching while plans are being made with a subtle yet effective 'out'. So when it comes time for those plans to happen or for you to make the decision whether you will participate or not, you can 'harvest' the now mature ditch seed that has grown and ditch with no consequences and the ditched will be understanding.

Friend asks: Hey can you help me move this Saturday?
You plant the ditch seed: Yeah man I could probably do that but I might have to work that night (whether this is true or not doesn't matter)

Saturday rolls around and you can choose to help your friend move or use your ditch seed and tell him you have to work after all and you won't look like a ditching douche.

by kelcool46 July 15, 2010

Ditch'd

Terminology used by supporters of the Ditch the Label movement to pledge their support towards the gesture of ditching ones 'social labels' and opting for an equal society rid of racism, homophobia, sexism and other stigmatising trends.

Jo: Where's Dan?
Jess: He's getting Ditch'd or something?
Jo: Ditch'd by who?
Jess: No... as in Ditch the Label Ditch'd

by samisjake October 19, 2011

Ditch

To get rid of or give up on something or someone without their knowledge or consent probably when you are tired of that thing or person

Jade: are you going to the party with Lola

Bailey: yeah... but I'm gonna ditch her on our way

by hemerald April 11, 2017

diptych

A diptych is two related photos edited to be side-by-side and published together by the photographer.

The diptych showed a vast difference in the concepts of the photos contained.

by caaphotography March 28, 2011