2 definitions by NothingAs1tSeems

florida ditch pig

Extremely, unbearably ugly. Word used to describe lip syncing Ashlee Simpson on MadTV.

"You're not cute enough to get away with that. Your sister, maybe. She's hot. You? You're a Florida ditch pig."

When black people in a beat up/old car are pulled over for driving through a middle or upper class white neighborhood.

You don't need to be speeding to get pulled over in this town-they'll get you for D.W.B.

by NothingAs1tSeems March 31, 2008