Jimmy: Hey John, look at this awesome video game!
John: I cant, i already have looked at it. I now lack eyes.
Jimmy: Why?
John: You see, my eyes were caked with Diarrhea Christmas Lights, and that burned a permanent scar into my retinas. The pain was so unbearable I scooped my own eyes out with a spoon.
Jimmy: Oh ok
John: I cant, i already have looked at it. I now lack eyes.
Jimmy: Why?
John: You see, my eyes were caked with Diarrhea Christmas Lights, and that burned a permanent scar into my retinas. The pain was so unbearable I scooped my own eyes out with a spoon.
Jimmy: Oh ok
by Screaming_Egg April 1, 2020
Get the Diarrhea Christmas Lights mug.A very controversial practice of a human getting arrested by a non-human police officer. Originated in South Africa in 1958 when the former rogue state's secret police hired 300K non-human police officers to arrest humans who are opponents of their former regime. It was extremely notorious during early-mid 1969 to late-2019. Like Diarrhea Kidnapping, it was discovered by the US government.
Many notable public figure like Justin Bieber and Jake Paul have been targets of Diarrhea Arrest by non-human police officers.
by Ryan900USAYT December 18, 2021
Get the Diarrhea Arrest mug.A diarrhea felony is when you have diarrhea into an empty ice cube tray, freeze it, and throw the resulting diarrhea cubes at people on the street.
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Get the dinarello mug.When you go to Denny's and get instant diarrhea and shit all over your pants and have to cover your ass with your sweater.
Ah man I was at Denny's the other day and got Denny's Diarrhea. Took 3 loads of the washer to get my clothes clean
by musti6604 October 28, 2011
Get the Denny's Diarrhea mug.DIARRFAB:- Is the "phantom fit", anyone - (except a fully formed and famed FABARM) - can face. It shows the effects of discharging too much solid waste too frequently, and famed as s o m e o n e who will, someday, become a full FABARM.
I just can't get over tonight and help you become a "FULLFAB" - DIARRFAB has struck you - set up another meeting!
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Get the DIARRFAB mug.The Princess Diaries is a series of epistolary novels by Meg Cabot in the chick-lit and young-adult fiction genre, and the title of the first volume, published in 2000.
Plot Summaries The story of Mia Thermopolis's adolescent turmoil as an average teenager, and a princess of royal descent and chronicled in her ongoing journal, where she explores topics of teenage angst, love and betrayal through a very opinionated eye.
The series is set in New York. Some books take place in Genovia, a fictional European country. The Genovia depicted in the films differs significantly from the Genovia described in the books.
It was later made into two films.
Plot Summaries The story of Mia Thermopolis's adolescent turmoil as an average teenager, and a princess of royal descent and chronicled in her ongoing journal, where she explores topics of teenage angst, love and betrayal through a very opinionated eye.
The series is set in New York. Some books take place in Genovia, a fictional European country. The Genovia depicted in the films differs significantly from the Genovia described in the books.
It was later made into two films.
friend #1: OMG! I Love Princess Diaries. Have you read them?
friend #2: Of-course i have! The last edition is my most favorite.
friend #1: Wait. There are more books than one?
friend #2: Like duh! There are like TEN BOOKS in total, not counting the novellas.
friend #2: Of-course i have! The last edition is my most favorite.
friend #1: Wait. There are more books than one?
friend #2: Like duh! There are like TEN BOOKS in total, not counting the novellas.
by gwen2529 January 2, 2013
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