dickstracted

When your friend can't get their mind off the dick. Like all they think of is getting dick.

Brittany: Sorry I flaked on you yesterday, I got dickstracted.

by BayAreaPrincess925 June 4, 2016

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Drinkstincts

The instincts associated with drinking or while drinking(drunk). Ex.1: Not spilling your drink while falling over. 2: Catching a knocked over drink before it spills. 3: Making your way home while drunk and not remembering doing it. 4: Accidentally dodging flying objects while drunk. 5: Becoming a professional pool player while drunk. 6: Destroying at beer pong while drunk.

Person 1: Dude, I don't know how I got home last night.
Person 2: Drinkstincts must've kicked in.

My Drinkstincts helped me win 10 games of pool in a row at the bar last night.

My Drinkstincts helped me destroy at beer pong.

My Drinkstincts always ensure that I never spill my beer.

by GazzMan757 May 6, 2018

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dickstract

The act of being distracted by your partner's dick. Usually starts by a couple trying to be wholesome and then throwing it all out the window for dat dick

Guy: "babe you said that you wanted to just watch a movie and be wholesome"
Girl/guy: "Yeah, nevermind, she'll be right, you are dickstracting me"

by AAAAAAAHHHHHHH3825 September 13, 2019

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Dickstract

When you accidentally get distracted from reaching your goals because of a sexy ass man's offerings

Today's goal.. Don't let a sexy ass motherfucker dickstract you from making moves.
To dickstract - distracting a woman from reaching her goals
Making it difficult for her to get laid
Ain't nobody got time for that

by Adminthefuckery October 13, 2019

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