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Drinkstincts 

The instincts associated with drinking or while drinking(drunk). Ex.1: Not spilling your drink while falling over. 2: Catching a knocked over drink before it spills. 3: Making your way home while drunk and not remembering doing it. 4: Accidentally dodging flying objects while drunk. 5: Becoming a professional pool player while drunk. 6: Destroying at beer pong while drunk.
Person 1: Dude, I don't know how I got home last night.
Person 2: Drinkstincts must've kicked in.

My Drinkstincts helped me win 10 games of pool in a row at the bar last night.

My Drinkstincts helped me destroy at beer pong.

My Drinkstincts always ensure that I never spill my beer.
Drinkstincts by GazzMan757 May 6, 2018
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dinkstinction 

Dinkstinction- the process by which one gains a child and loses ones dinkhood
In substitution with: extinction from being a dink
"Hey John, my wife is pregnant! You know what that means, right??"
"The dinkstinction!!!"
dinkstinction by God's shlong April 19, 2024
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The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
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