Dialexic

Dyslexia when dialling or texting on cellphone.

Random misspelling, wrong numbers, wrong recipients for texts - all are symptoms of being dialexic.

You are obviously dialexic because you sent that text to me by mistake.

by MrsMeat February 20, 2012

Dickleing

Tickling someone with your dick

"Damn, I'd do anything to be dickleing that girl right now"

by Xilef2468 July 20, 2015

Dicklefuck

When you have sex with your awesome dick and then water comes out

"Man Samantha loves it when her boyfriend does a dicklefuck."

by Fucklestick March 19, 2023

Dicklicious

A dick that is thick and looks delicious, is dicklicious

Girl my boyfriend 's dick is so fat and big around.. I can't keep my mouth off of that
Awesome dicklicious thang.

by Wordsiuse September 30, 2017

dicklixia

strictly in the gay male community, person who sees words backwards, and also licks dicks suffers from dicklixia

Bruce has trouble reading his Gay Pride monthly because he has a bad case of dicklixia

by cj February 28, 2006

DickLickSick

Someone who claims they are Dislectsic but they are just really Sick of Licking Dicks. This is usually done to get a free laptop from the school.

Big John was the founder of DickLickSick disease (and left school with a £1500 Sony laptop)

by PrezMeister January 1, 2008

Dicklicking Nightmare Of Shame

An alcohol induced blackout during which Heterosexual males may or may not have partaken in Homosexual activities, for all they know.

Holy shit, Frank. What'd I do last night? Complete Dicklicking Nightmare of Shame!

by Dezrespect May 12, 2007