A town that desperately needs a cell tower, underground power lines, and black people.
Filled with people who can't dance and who's hardest moments are their eating disorders and their golden retriever dying.
Featuring blonde moms, people who don't stop their cars for chipmunks, and kids who call their parents by their first names. In Darien, gay people "don't exist" and neither did the holocaust.
Kids form their friend groups in pre-school and then attend the same college together. If you've ever met a standoffish, depressed rich kid who avoids eye contact with someone they don't know, they are probably from Darien.
Filled with people who can't dance and who's hardest moments are their eating disorders and their golden retriever dying.
Featuring blonde moms, people who don't stop their cars for chipmunks, and kids who call their parents by their first names. In Darien, gay people "don't exist" and neither did the holocaust.
Kids form their friend groups in pre-school and then attend the same college together. If you've ever met a standoffish, depressed rich kid who avoids eye contact with someone they don't know, they are probably from Darien.
by golfy July 9, 2021
Get the Darien mug.Darien is a small town in Connecticut known for its population of preppy teenagers who insisit on popping their collars, wearing uggs boots with mini skirts and driving Jeep Grand Cherokees in various shades of blue. On weekends, Darieners often find themselves taking road trips to Portchester, NY or "pocho" because it is the only place that will really sell them beer. Then they go to lame house parties which are broken up by the police in less than hour because the entire police force has nothing better to do than break up teenage drinking parties; Darien doesn't haev real crime, only places like Stamford or Norwalk do. When they do travel to such "ghettoes" they listen to their rap music (50 cent) too loud and lock their car doors in fear of getting mugged. D-baggers, or Darieners are outrageously wealthy and every teenager's dream. They live a fantasy life in a bubble unlike anywhere else. Their waterfront property with the oversized SUVs in the driveway is home to them and even when they say they hate it, they love it, they eat it up and wish they could return whenever they leave. Darieners, despite their lacking sense of reality, have more pride than New Canaan and Greenwich combined (and more money too!)
The Darieners wore popped collars and Hadley Pollet belts to the game, knowing that all the hottest lax players would be ripping it up on the field that morning, despite their wicked hang overs from the house party the night before.
by Kelsey March 10, 2005
Get the darien mug.A young gifted man that cares for everyone even his enemies. Always have been and always will be straight up and real, instead of fake. Darien's are usually black, pretty good looking and Loves Asian women. They usually contain a wide variety of talents such as beatboxing, singing, instrumental playing and sports like those who play golf. If pissed, stay out of his way, he may look weak and small but don't underestimate him, the day Darien's get pissed thats the day when judgement day comes. Although, They can be real suttle and chill at times. Also they can get a little 'too' happy therefore causing them to say something like "im gonna rape you" yet they don't mean it, around this time their hormones are stricken. In sexual terms they usually have the tendency to carry huge cocks up to 9 inches when in teenages and up to 16'' inches when fully grown male up to adult ages. They can be romantic and are great kissers. Also if married with wife and kids, can be the best father ever. May also have a strong connection with god.
by James Toffler November 13, 2010
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Soc: "I didn't like that you had a dream about my sister. Plus, I heard you didn't like my tie."
Josh: "Wow, you're more fucked up than i thought. You're really defriend-happy if those were your reasons."
Soc: "I didn't like that you had a dream about my sister. Plus, I heard you didn't like my tie."
Josh: "Wow, you're more fucked up than i thought. You're really defriend-happy if those were your reasons."
by stockman09 January 23, 2011
Get the defriend-happy mug.Original name of the isthmus of Panama. One of the first ships that landed in Panama was named after Saint Daria, and the region was then named Darien. Keats wrote a poem about Balboa crossing the Mountains of Darien to view the Pacific Ocean.
"He stared at the Pacific--and all his men
Looked at each other with a wild surmise
Silent upon a peak in Darien."
Looked at each other with a wild surmise
Silent upon a peak in Darien."
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