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Means "I am extremely overweight." Often used by fat people to end their sentences.
Fat Lady: Hey, dearie. :)
Dearie by susisusi January 14, 2009
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Dearie by Fuckbitchhoe November 29, 2019

Dearie Me 

in British English

an exclamation of surprise or dismay.
Dearie me, that was bloody difficult
Dearie Me by ExistinDread October 30, 2021

oh my dearie 

commonly used in replace of the phrase "oh my god" or "oh my gosh" to not offend people. Also, it just sounds more awesome. abbreviated "omd"
1.
Noel: He couldn't dance that well becuase he was too stiff!
Gina: Oh my dearie!
Noel: Not like that!

2.
(Trips and spills coffee)
Oh my dearie.
oh my dearie by ginaasdf April 27, 2007

Derriere Deed 

A name for having just committed the act of butt sex.
Male #1: Hey, why are you applying Vaseline on your ass?
Male #2: I just did the derriere deed with you know who, I have a sensitive bunghole cut me some slack!

vampire diaries

The best show in the history of time about vampires. Puts Twilight to shame.
Me: "Omigosh, why don't you watch Vampire Diaries?"
Mom: "I don't like it."
Me: *shoots mom in the leg, drags her to the couch, makes her watch 89 episodes on Netflix*
vampire diaries by Kat T. May 3, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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