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Someone dabs* Someone else: is that a sign of affection? *they start making out* someone else (let’s call him gunnar): lets take this to my room! *winks* someone who dabbed (lets call them Brodie): i’d Like to do that. *they get to the hotel room, still making out furiously* Gunnar: I’ve done this a lot with other guys, so let me lead, ok? Brodie: all right. *gunnar reaches into Brodie’s pants, pulling out Brodie’s douche cock* gunnar: wow! This is at least 40” bigger than mine!! *gunnar pulls down his pants* brodie: wow I can put my douche cock into your op, because yours is inverted! Gunnar: I know! It’s great right!!! *they get to the bed, feeling aroused, they both dab, furiously until wet and sweaty* gunnar: ok, I’m ready: Brodie: *to be continued...*
Brodie loves dabbing on gunnar. It just made Him feel so... good!
Dabbing by BIG Dong 12” July 1, 2019
The act of using toilet paper to dab dry the end of penis after urinating.
"Wow! Did you know John dab dries his Jap eye!?"

"Yeah man, he is always dabbing".
Dabbing by Nautiusmaximus May 27, 2017
The action of throwing one arm into your face and leave the other one flailing within the air all with a cancerous fashion.
Look at him dabbing with his Minecraft shirt, Vape, and Fidget spinner
Dabbing by Mrs.WubWub124 May 30, 2017
1.) A weird form of turrets or something, commonly associated with dancing by people who are between the age of 12 and 15.
2.) A purer form of THC/CBD that usually fucks you up.
1.) wow, what a cunt, dabbing is so gay.
2.) yo, hit this dab.
Dabbing by AnonStoner December 18, 2016
A common form of showing how much you hate puppies and Christmas
Everyone hated Christy for dabbing
Dabbing by Qlysa November 15, 2016
The latest trend for hippies, hell bent on wasting their lives. It apparently gets you higher than just smoking weed, because just smoking weed apparently doesn't waste your life quickly enough.
That hippie spends so much time dabbing that he has no time to bathe or contribute to society.
Dabbing by HippieH8er July 15, 2016