dildo

A plastic penis that
a. women pleasure themselves with
b. women pleasure other women with
c. men use in their poop tubes

made for pleasure

Ram that dildo up my poop tube, you gay son of a bitch!

by Kara March 31, 2003

dildo

a girl's best friend.

i don't need you!!!!!! I've got a dildo that is 8 inches longer than your dick!!!

by princessmetoo098 August 19, 2003

dildo

A phallic masturbation device.

Bück dich, befehl ich dir. I'm going to stick this dildo in your rear.

by Dilbert December 1, 2003

Dildo

Mans worst enemy

shes got a dildo... Doesn't say much for me

by Big Fino April 24, 2003

dildo

sometimes confused with a lightsaber,
the Jedi Counsil denies the claim.

"We promise, these are only used as weapons, not ass toys!" - Jedi Master Yoda

by Wesside January 12, 2005

dildo

a species of tree

oh yes it is... look it up in a dictionary.

by Alianne September 13, 2003

Dildo

1) A fake, rubber penis used by women to mastribate.
2) A slang term for penis.
3) A stupid person.

1) She used a dildo during mastribation.
2) His dildo is seven inches long.
3) Krysti is such a dildo!

by iamsohappytoinsulteveryoneiknow June 19, 2003