Definitions by Alianne

Beyonce 

A "Beyonce" is a sanctimonious (usually female) singer who obsesses about her Christian pride and "integrity", thanks God for giving her "the precious gift of talent", and irritates the hell out of all sane people.

I would join the church gospel choir but it's full of fucking Beyonces.

Beyonce by Alianne September 20, 2003

twincest 

A suitable subject for Harry Potter slash fiction about a certain pair of Weasley brothers.

Fred/George = TWINCEST!!!

twincest by Alianne September 14, 2003

jwbxlyx 

The secret? YOU ARE AN IMBECILE!

jwbxlyx by Alianne September 14, 2003

garage sale 

the sale of crap CDs from the early 2000s that remind you how shitty your taste in music was then

"I tried to sell my So Solid Crew, More Fire Crew and Big Brovas albums at a garage sale for 50p, but no-one would buy them so I had to throw them in free with a box of out of date Maltesers."

garage sale by Alianne September 13, 2003

R&B

"Rhythm and blues" - upbeat, funky music that started in the 60s with the Motown era. Has really gone downhill since then.

Ashanti, Destiny's Child... where has the LIFE gone?

R&B by Alianne September 13, 2003

dildo 

a species of tree

oh yes it is... look it up in a dictionary.

dildo by Alianne September 13, 2003

Git 

Hillbilly pronunciation of Get.

Git by Alianne September 13, 2003