Alianne's definitions

Beyonce

A "Beyonce" is a sanctimonious (usually female) singer who obsesses about her Christian pride and "integrity", thanks God for giving her "the precious gift of talent", and irritates the hell out of all sane people.

I would join the church gospel choir but it's full of fucking Beyonces.

by Alianne September 20, 2003

feminine

An approving word used to describe a sweet, inoffensive woman who wears fluffy pink sweaters and floral perfume. Usually a passive bimbo with the intellect of a sheep. Sleeps with a cuddly stuffed bunny. The ideal that most men want and most women aspire to: not to be confused with feminist.

"Surgically removed your brain? How very feminine of you."

by Alianne September 7, 2003

garage sale

the sale of crap CDs from the early 2000s that remind you how shitty your taste in music was then

"I tried to sell my So Solid Crew, More Fire Crew and Big Brovas albums at a garage sale for 50p, but no-one would buy them so I had to throw them in free with a box of out of date Maltesers."

by Alianne September 13, 2003

clitoris

Source of unbelievable pleasure in a woman. Looks like a tiny pink Smartie.

Mmmm... very lickable...

by Alianne September 7, 2003

online

When you are hooked up to the soul-destroying electronic mainframe that encompasses the world and subliminally instructed to consume as much capitalist produce as possible before you take your last breath.

WHAT? Where the fuck did THAT definition come from?

by Alianne September 7, 2003

dildo

a species of tree

oh yes it is... look it up in a dictionary.

by Alianne September 13, 2003

twincest

A suitable subject for Harry Potter slash fiction about a certain pair of Weasley brothers.

Fred/George = TWINCEST!!!

by Alianne September 14, 2003