Dilbert's definitions

Scruton

Brilliant, intelligent, clever. Often used as a verb or noun or even an adjective.

"That was beyond brilliant, that was totally Scruton."

by Dilbert June 21, 2004

W.W.D.D.

what would dogbert do?

by dilbert September 29, 2003

reh

it's like rah but with an e.

"reh, shes so fine!"

by dilbert July 24, 2004

Extrovert

A person who loudly takes credit for the work and ideas of an introvert. Often found in management roles.

Not to be confused with leader.

Extrovert: “Hey team, why don’t we just pivot our strategy and leverage our synergies?”
Everyone: “Great idea!! We’re so lucky to have such a brilliant visionary leader!”
Introvert (silently): Yeah, I proposed that in my email two weeks ago...with a detailed analysis of pros and cons...

by Dilbert June 12, 2018

worthless

1) adj. The absence of value.

That guy just staring at the computer screen in there is worthless.

by Dilbert May 1, 2003

pazzan

An overseas callcentre worker

I called my bank today, the guy I spoke to there was such a stupid pazzan, not like us yanks at all

by Dilbert February 1, 2004

poric

somebody who has a fetish for ear shagging. lol

Your a fucking poric

by dilbert May 13, 2005