Toilet brush, mop, or broom. Similar to the ornamented staff carried by royalty; the tool of the custodial trade is symbolic for anyone cleaning up crap others leave behind. Unlike the ornamented staff carried by dignitaries, the custodial scepter is actually useful.
Julia spun her custodial-scepter in a perfect circle scrubbing the resistant residue from the porcelain altar of excretion relief. Her toilet would be clean before company arrived by gosh!
by Jules.Sheehy August 3, 2018
Get the custodial-sceptermug. by rattimeaf July 20, 2021
Get the joint custodymug. Kaitlin: "Hey, I want to buy a joint but I get way too blitzed when I smoke by myself "
Tim: "no problem, wanna have joint custody? I'll split it with you!"
Tim: "no problem, wanna have joint custody? I'll split it with you!"
by Amy911 October 20, 2017
Get the Joint Custodymug. The American practice of circumventing due process rights and constitutional guarantees to life and liberty by using typically fake domestic violence claims against a partner to secure children in a stalemate developed by neither party voluntarily willing to move out of a home or use the court process to decide custody issues.
Flummuxed by the reality their child was raised from birth by a stay at home dad, the mother crafted a custody-by-cop plan to call police faking violence towards her which resulted in the father being arrested and prohibited from returning to the home later.
by Hedonist2025 August 20, 2025
Get the Custody-by-Copmug. by billyboombox June 2, 2016
Get the Custodial entertainermug. by SummonerofFaiths July 5, 2020
Get the Joint custodymug.