Some weird ass protagonist from the SMT series, usually accompanied by his weak-ass friends who endlessly bitch about impending doom.
John:"Hey, i heard SMT has Demon summoner as it's genre!"
Joe:"Yeah man, he can literally summon demons from the bowels of hell for macca!"
When you have legal rights to demand a toke of your buddy's spliff
"Hey, I have joint custody over your Mary Jane!"
"Fuck off bro, god damn!"
I've heard cymbalta can help, but at some point you just gotta accept reality is a cruel bastard.
"I hear Joe's had depression for awhile"
"Sucks to be Joe, I guess."