cunted

cunted very drunk.!

jesus mun you were fucking cunted last night.!

by tic tacs aye May 4, 2009

CuntPed

Another name for a moped of 50cc, usually ridden by spotty teenagers who 'tune' it up but usually only make it louder and bring attention to themselves

Did you hear the noise that Cuntped made?

by JSYPlum February 27, 2011

Cuntweed

Sissy, dick and motherfucker all combined.

Boy, that Bob sure is a cuntweed, the way that son of a bitch made the office secretary clean up her own puke!

by bytemonger March 13, 2010

cunted

extremely alcoholised: regrettably.

(the next morning)
"Jesus wept, I'm cunted, did I fuck you?"
"Yes"
"Get out of my bed"

by james November 15, 2003

cuntwad

1. A used tampon.
2. A jerk; like a dickwad, only cuntier.

Ann Coulter is a bloody cuntwad.

by Jay.Bee. August 7, 2006

Cunted in the Mouth

A sad feeling. Initially associated with being royally screwed over but has now been generalised to any given situation involving personal turmoil.

1. That pompey steamer really cunted me in the mouth.

2. That one nil whooping on fifa street left me feeling as though i had been cunted in the mouth. Ouch.

by The Circle April 6, 2005

Cunted

Cunted; is to be punished for a wrong doing by a person of female gender, where in they will leap up above you (or wait above doorways to cunt you unexpectedly) and drop down onto you, at which point you would then disappear into the genitalia of this female.

Jack: "You're going to be late for Physics; you're going to get cunted."
Alex: (Walks into a Physics lesson late) “Hi Miss, Sorry I am late…”
Teacher: (Cunts Alex) “And then he’s gone”.

by Jimbo-M October 8, 2011