Cunttache

When you have a big moustache and a female sits on your face making your tache smell like a cunt

Girl: I wanna give you a cunttache
Guy: l fine but I’ll need a shower

by Biggest pollard ever August 9, 2020

Cuntpathy

A mixed of being a cunt but with a tad of empathy. You feel bad for someone but they caused the situation themselves and fucked you over in the process therefore instead of empathy, it’s cuntpathy.

“It was like a cunty empathy, cuntpathy, like there was like a smidge of her where she felt bad but it’s like you asked for this so” - Alexa Demie

by Demigoddess1 April 22, 2022

cuntwat

A combination of cunt and twat that happens to conserve a "t" and make life a little bit better.

stop being such a cuntwat, mike.

by bite me December 12, 2004

Cuntsnatchfellations

A congratulatory response from one bloke to another, usually with regard to a story of sexual endeavour.

"You got a hand-job from Monique under the table DURING the meeting? Cuntsnatchfellations."

by chope February 20, 2009

cuntsnatch

Mark's favorite insult.

Hey cuntsnatch, how about we don't do that?

by Mark August 17, 2003

cuntsnatcher

Someone (commonly a heterosexual male or homosexual female) who is extraordinarily gifted in the art of obtaining cunt...females...snatching if you will.

Cuntsnatcher; Cuntsnatching; Cuntsnatch; Cuntsnatched - Billy was a dope when he was younger...but since he spent all that time in Europe he's turned into quite the little cuntsnatcher.

Damn ma, Kelly sure did get cuntsnatched by them boys.

by Witbomb October 10, 2011

cuntwich

Brandt's business teacher

Man, my teacher said I couldn't take my midterm because I was two minutes late. What a cuntwich!

by dubC&Bdizzle October 28, 2004