cuntwaffle

A wide range of meanings, not always bad, just a name for someone and you choose the meaning behind it. My cousin made this word up, and it took the world by storm.

"Keith put my shoe down you stupid cuntwaffle!"

by RazrBladeKitty April 29, 2005

cuntwaffler

someone who wears a funny looking hat while running around every time someone blows a whistle.

"look at that cuntwaffler"

"Jamie is a cuntwaffler"

by korby221212 April 6, 2009

Cuntwaffle

The state of being such a cunt that you are become a bluewaffle. This can happen when a rather large woman sits on your face and you are given the mixer.

Miki: look at the guy over there
Midget: yeah what a cuntwaffle

by Raphhhhhhhhhhh July 10, 2014

Cuntwaffle

Someone who is as good as the breakfast food, except at being a cunt.

"Dude I fucked some twins last night but you weren't there"
"I was with you most of the night until you said you were just going home..."
"Well I should have called you, but I was pretty busy"
"Fuckin' cuntwaffle"

by Civicus June 7, 2016

Cuntwaffle

When girls cum on a waffle and eat it

Girls play a game called cuntwaffle

by Speedmountaincracksinmtback April 3, 2017

Cuntwaffle

Word for mildy psychotic woman usually from west sydney.
Can easily be spotted they sport yellow fords with dinged quarter panels from crappy driving skills

You know that cuntwaffle

by Daveo81 November 23, 2018

Cuntwaffle™

A friend who hates waffles

Chris: i hate waffles

Awstyn: damn. What a Cuntwaffle™

by Awstyn™ December 12, 2019