Definitions by Civicus

Cuntwaffle

Someone who is as good as the breakfast food, except at being a cunt.

"Dude I fucked some twins last night but you weren't there"
"I was with you most of the night until you said you were just going home..."
"Well I should have called you, but I was pretty busy"
"Fuckin' cuntwaffle"

Cuntwaffle by Civicus June 7, 2016