Cuntum

Those disgusting clots and spots of cuntly shit that accumulate in large public areas like highschool hallways and at starbucks.. made up of small meaningless particles called bitches or sometimes cunts

usually creating lots of gossip or flaunting inappropriate sexual gestures than complaining immensely about the reactions they receive for it.

Spots and clumps can be hard to remove since they have no where else to survive.

Billy: "Yo lets go to star bucks"

Jake: "Mmmm yeah but look at that large accumulation of Cuntum sitting near the entrance... probably a safety hazard to get that close.. we could contract STDs or overhear some meaningless shit that will make our brains melt out our ears"

Billy: "Oh shit, yeah I heard there was a huge problem with that shit at the highschool.. Guess they had to call in some experts to get rid of it"

Jake: "Oh so kinda like what happened at that columbine place?"

by MoistNIgger June 29, 2016

cuntdump

A person whose only purpose in life it to serve as a dump for others' cunt, i.e. a useless and/or "loose" person.

That idiot cut me off, what a cuntdump!

by Joseph Frederick March 4, 2007

cuntius maximus

a term of endearment used to describe a girl with a fanny so big, that intercourse resembles throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Boyfriend: I love you, my cuntius maximus.

Girlfriend: Yeah, great.

by Raaaas May 12, 2008

Cuntimated

When a person is forced to preform cunnilingus on an unattractive female most likely ridden with disease.

Dude i cant believe you got cuntimated my that fat bitch Brittany!

by TheDeathThrash February 12, 2010

cuntism

The behaviour of a cunt (noun)

"stop with the cuntism (verb)" (acting like a cunt)

by feeling creative October 26, 2012

cuntlumper

a woman with a bulge of fat just above her groin, that must wriggle to get her overly tight trousers over the aforesaid impediment.

That cuntlumper must've been doing the centipede to get those skin-tight Jordache's on.

by Dr. Shred July 8, 2003

Cuntlumbia

A young, female Rocky Horror Picture Show patron who terrorizes cast and fellow audience members while wearing tasteless costumes.

That girl just accused me of spitting on her during rain scene! Can't she see that water is being sprayed everywhere? Wait... why is my bag drenched in orange soda? What a Cuntlumbia...

by A Domestic July 6, 2008