cuntdick

Cuntdick refers to the feeling of jealousy from loaning out one's strap-on dildo, and imagining it in use by others. This results from the attachment some people feel towards their extraneous member. The emotion of cuntdick can be considered the male analog of loaning out your penis, if this were possible.

Cuntdick falls somewhere between jealousy and disgust.

This term is common within some lesbian communities.

Just loaned my strap-on to Stephanie, and I think she had sex with my ex-girlfriend... I'm feeling so cuntdicky right now.

by LauraMalarkey April 10, 2008

Cunttail

An exceptionally girly cocktail that only women and effeminate men drink.

He's cute! Oh wait, he must be gay because he's drinking a cunttail.

by mikeytheshylock September 24, 2009

Cuntdick

Used to refer to a third party in a conversation that has not been identified as male or female.

Lane: "Someone said I look like Fran Drescher in this pic!"

Jenn: "At least they didn't say you sound like her, then you'd have to punch 'em in the cuntdick."

by SharkBass028 August 4, 2011

Cuntdallie

A person at work who thinks they own the place but are really a nobody. They spend the majority of the time being a cunt and making everybody’s life a living hell. Then they take 8 weeks off to get liposuction and when they come back they shit all over everyone’s head because they think their hot shit. That person that absolutely no one can stand.

"you've worked here how long and you still can't do a cash out, you're so stupid"

"shut up, you being a Cuntdallie"

by Anonymous 256 December 14, 2008

cuntdrink

a skanky girl/woman. cuntdrink means that many many people has taken a sip of her love juice.

damn, that skank spreads for everyone! she's a fucking cuntdrink.

by anette July 30, 2006

cuntairead

A cross between the name Mairead and a cunt. Mairead being a two faced treacherous person and a cunt being.....well, a cunt. Definitely not to be trusted.

You are such a cuntairead for feeding the fish twice today. You know they should only be fed once. Too much food will kill them. And please stop fornicating with my best friend. You cuntairead!

by Conal January 6, 2008

cuntdoit

fit,found attractive by the females of the species

when a female says2u eg-i saw u workin,cuntdoit to me2day right now cudya!

by JOHN ALAN ELSON February 28, 2008