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Cuntdallie

A person at work who thinks they own the place but are really a nobody. They spend the majority of the time being a cunt and making everybody’s life a living hell. Then they take 8 weeks off to get liposuction and when they come back they shit all over everyone’s head because they think their hot shit. That person that absolutely no one can stand.
"you've worked here how long and you still can't do a cash out, you're so stupid"

"shut up, you being a Cuntdallie"
Cuntdallie by Anonymous 256 December 14, 2008
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Cuntwallet

A term for a girl who is completely useless, a slut, and otherwise serves no purpose in life.
I can't stand Lauren, she's such a cuntwallet
Cuntwallet by TK52 November 16, 2009

cuntballer 

One who fists herself regularly.
Insertion of fist into ham wallet periodically.
Jane's hand smells like poon-juice. She must be a cuntballer.
cuntballer by Douchy Magee April 5, 2007

cuntallina 

A shallow, self-absorbed, materialistic woman who uses flirting and provocative clothing/makeup to manipulate men.

Synonym: gold-digger
Poor Bob was dating a real cuntallina. It was rare for her to not spend at least an hour on her hair and makeup every morning so that men would be more interested in her. He thought that she loved him but she was really just using him for his money.
cuntallina by peaeyetea October 16, 2008

cuntallica 

when your cunt screams (queefs) out loud like a metallica singer
oh my god helga your cuntallica is very loud!
cuntallica by virginiavirgin November 19, 2016
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