cunty brown dock

A Cunty Brown Dock is a rare sight even on hardcore scat movies. It involves a man or woman expelling a turd from his/her anus into the vagina of a receiving participant lady. Brown Docking is a more hygenic sexual practise and more commonly observed in scat movies. The Cunty Brown Dock is less favoured owing to the extreme hygienic implications. A turd being a bacterial mass of shit which can be the route cause of infection and disease.
Female scat porn stars receive as much as U.S.$5000 for allowing a turd to be passed directly into (their) vagina.

Sandra who was working as a scat porn star in Las Vegas, was deeply in debt to drug dealers, so she decided that evening to take a Cunty Brown Dock. She realised the risks, but had bought a large vaginal douche for use afterwards to wash out the steaming shit from her vagina.

by Clinton Sounds April 6, 2005

cuntburger

A woman who is beyond a cunt, she is a CUNT with all the trimmings, lettuce, mayo, relish, tomato, and her own special sauce; derogatory for a woman who is a self-absorbed narcicisstic cunt; a cunt with double cheese.

An hour of her running that staff meeting, and I felt like I had gone through the drive-thru window at Wendy's and ordered a cuntburger with everything on it.

by Guillermo March 31, 2004

Cuntry muffin

Pussy from the country

I got some of her cuntry muffin last night b.

by K weezy May 27, 2006

Cunty McNasty

An absolute uberbitch. Usually a bitter woman approaching middle age that is angry because she has never had a good orgasm. Or she is bitter because she was unknowingly recorded having anal sex with the hired help. Yeah, that chick. Can sometimes be a college age girl who believes she is hotter than the sun and therefore the world should kiss her ass.

That chick is such a Cunty McNasty, who gave her a swirly while taking her from behind?

by Charlie Cakes April 17, 2008

Cuntyfuck

1) An exclamation of annoyance

2) An insult

1) "Oh cuntyfuck, I appear to have forgotten my car-keys!"

2) "David Beckham is a total cuntyfuck."

by lesbianlemonpuffwoof April 23, 2009

Cuntbumper

A large fat roll covering the whole of a females sexual anatomy

"Ew did you see that 90 lb cuntbumper on that drivers ed teacher how does she even sit in the passengers seat damn!!"

by buttmusket July 23, 2009

cunty speedy men

if you have a friend called jim and your name is mazdak cunty speedy men will run and float while beating the shit out of old disabled women

holy shit cunty speedy men

by shittymale June 2, 2018