Cuntaholics Anonymous

a fabricated support group for women who just can't control themselves and constantly act like cunts.

"wow your a real cunt, maybe you should attend a cuntaholics anonymous meeting"

by bitchy mcgoo November 4, 2007

Sir Cuntalot

Someone that lives their life being a cunt

John: I was just talking to Connor Jervies and he was a fucking cunt.

Peter: Yeh he is always like that most people call him 'Sir Cuntalot'

by Majority Population February 20, 2015

cuntaloupe

The large bubble in a woman's pants directly below her belt. The name is derived from the visual similarity to a cantaloupe being stuffed into the woman's pants around the "cunt". It is usually found in overweight middle aged women who work in various office settings. See also FUPA.

I went to the dentist today and when the receptionist stood up it looked like a canteloupe was stuffed in the front of her pants. She had a huge cuntaloupe.

by BigSmooth13 December 12, 2007

cuntaholic

A person who is absolutely addicted to pussy and basically lives to get the next fuck. A serious medical condition and sufferers can get group support and therapy from Cuntaholics Anonymous.

Dude: "It is 78 minutes since my last fuck. I am a cuntaholic and I need help."
Therapist: "Thank you Dude, you have taken the first step to recovery."

by Wizards Sleeve September 5, 2006

cuntathlon

When one deals with a series of cunts in a short period of time. eg. When purchasing a house.

Buying my first house has been like competing in a cuntathlon.

by First time Buyer February 12, 2014

cumtato

The result of being horny, hungry and lonely. Step one - fuck a potato. Step two - apply man mayonnaise. Step three - serve and enjoy.

"Dude I'm so hungry and horny, but I don't have time for both"
"Dude. Make a cumtato"

by Rocky Hardon June 28, 2017

cuntation

A way of describing someone's cuntish actions

Slut shaming Jennie is such a cuntation

by Valerio Blackley August 9, 2017