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Cumfused

When a gentleman is not sure if he likes a man's cum or a woman's cum.

A person can also be cumfusing if they act strange in that, they claim they are straight but act in certain homosexual manners, Eg) weak wrists, girlish stance, and slight/ strong lisp.
As I left the co-ed orgy, I found myself wondering which sex, male or female, I liked better during the festivities of orgy. I must be cumfused.
by BoogiedownBLLLAkke April 13, 2010
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Cumbusted

It is when you masturbate and you let cum out of your penis in less than 2.5 seconds.
I cumbusted yesterday and it makes me sad it went fast.
by Cumbustedcreator December 2, 2021
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cumfusted

when you're confused and frustrated about cum.
i'm cumfusted.
by unfortunatlymynameisntfuckface November 16, 2023
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Cumfused

Extreme disorientation associated with ejaculation.
Jenna: "So...how'd last night go?!..."
Christie: "It was good...really good, I think I blacked out...?"
Jenna: "You think, what do you mean you weren't even drinking?"
Christie: "Well...I came so hard I forgot where I was or what I was doing, I was so cumfused..."
Jenna: "Whoa...that's cool..."
Christie: "It was cool...it was really cool."
by rat_prince August 25, 2014
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Cumbasted

Using a turkey baster of sperm to impregnate a female.
The disheartened wife had to be cumbasted since her husband was incapable of impregnating her.
by Rob "Wohali" Prahl November 9, 2016
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CUMBUSTERINA

It means when are a man and squirt like a girl
Bro I did a cumbusterina yesterday
by CUMBUSTERINA February 14, 2019
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Cumlepted

Dammit Harold I have acne from when you cumlepted me
by Cumlepted September 10, 2020
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