cummy wummy

A single drop of cum

Give me your cummy wummys daddy!

by lil cum stains June 24, 2019

Cummy Buttons

Unintentional ejaculation caused by repeated stimulation of buttons on a shirt. Often happens in extra excited pre-penetration conditions of clothing removal

guy 1: I got some last night
guy 2: she said it was Cummy Buttons

guy 1: *runsaway* *cry*

by kmfrayed April 16, 2012

comfy chair committee

This describes people who have a comfortable, privileged existence and go online to denounce cops and troops over not shooting someone in the leg who is trying to kill them!

Yes, that cop should have used pepper spray and called the comfy chair committee.

by I, Wreckerrr December 24, 2020

cummy buns

A. When someone has their ass ejaculated on.

"Bitch I juss' gave you da cummy buns."

by Christ, Brycet, & Billiam January 14, 2008

cummy bunny challenge

see how much cum you can get into your mouth and still say cummy bunny

Dude my girlfriend and her friend did the cummy bunny challenge

by Spiffyko May 13, 2015

Cummy Dummy

A person or thing (usually short) that someone fucks and fills up with cum.

"Hey girl you can be my cummy dummy tonight"

by Linus Fan February 15, 2020

Cumforter

When you leave your ejaculate on your (or your girl's) stomach and pass out.

On the coldest and loneliest of evenings, use your cumforter as an added layer of insulation.

Bro 1: Dude, last night I was so tired after tugging it I passed right out and left myself a bell full of mess.

Bro 2: At least the cumforter kept you warm.

Bro 1: Yea, but it was a bitch cleaning the fuzzies off my stomach this morning.

by nofx9019 March 24, 2010