Cumberland Maryland

A small town in Western Maryland. Consists mainly of people 50 years or older. Two high schools in cumberland: Eastern side is Fort Hill and the western side is Allegany. Huge rivals in football. Most of the teenage population either smokes weed or crack. Some drop acid in their eyes and others inject heroine in their tear glands so they don't show any signs of tracks. Most kids believe they are part of a gang but in reality the gangs are shitty. They actually make Lil Wayne look "Gangsta".

If you like drugs and want to be a part of a wannabe crip or blood gang, move to cumberland maryland. if youre black we'd love to pay you to do nothing with your life.

by dudesheusedtobang February 12, 2010

Connah's Quay Cumberland Sausage

This is where a man uses his sausage to cum over another man's sausage. It is then taken around the town so that other villagers may taste it! This local delicacy and tradition is done quarterly and usually by those who have just started puberty.

Bob: Ooargh, you've got my sausage now give it to the Reverend and let him have the taste of the sperm
Ian: I love the Connah's Quay Cumberland Sausage

by 69MikeOxlong69 May 6, 2011

Cumberland sausage

1. A form of sausage that originated in the ancient county of Cumberland, England, now part of Cumbria. They are traditionally very long, and sold rolled in a flat, circular coil, but within western Cumbria they are more often served in long curved lengths. There is also a rip-off of the Cumberland sausage called the Cumbernauld sausage, which is popular in Cumbernauld. The Cumbernauld sausage also has a rip-off called the Condorrat Sausage.

2. A penis that is like a Cumberland sausage (long, curled up). Some women like penises this long, but others do not. When the guy gets a boner, his trousers usually fall down. If the guy puts breadcrumbs on his Cumberland sausage, it will instantly make the woman who sees it faint.

1. For dinner tonight I'm having a Cumberland sausage. What are you having, a Cumbernauld sausage?

2. Have you seen that dude with the Cumberland sausage? He creeps me out.

by FunkDaBeat October 4, 2014

New Cumberland

A bunch of fake gang members that think there hood bunch off white boy pot heads drug addicts Bugs in there schools

He said he was a gang member but he lives in New Cumberland

by uqvx September 21, 2021

Dirty Cumberland

When you defecate and urinate into a condom, tie a knot in the top and hit somebody over the head with it until it bursts.

Ey lad, I've just twated me ma with a dirty cumberland there, class.

by Brock Wurst October 22, 2016

Cumberland

-City as a whole: Boring, slow, retiree town that's almost completely unheard of. A trap town. About 30% of kids are intelligent enough to realize they need to leave but only about 20% ever do leave.
North Cumberland: Farmland and Quad Riding. A lot of kids hang out at the cliff.
Cumberland Hill: Rich Kids and big houses, with the occasional thug.
Valley Falls(North of Dexter): Average Joe working class with a couple of ghettos thrown in.
Valley Falls (South of Dexter): Nightlife, high population density, lower than average income housing mixed with middle class housing, and a slightly elevated crime rate.
Cumberland High School: Blows.

Conversation between me and a random kid from Massachusetts:
Kid:"Where you from?"
Me:"Cumberland."
Kid:"You live in a gas station?"
Me:*Facepalm*

by xxalexawesomexx February 19, 2011

Cumberland Maryland

A small town in western maryland made up of mainly white foke bars and history. Lots of historic stuff to see.

George washintons old cabin from the war in downtown Cumberland Maryland.

by Mia Jensen June 23, 2008