cumfardin

Cumfardin-Can be used as either a noun or a verb. It is a state of being that changes per situation, it can be used either out of frustration or something that you enjoy.

“We got so fucked up last night, it was a straight up cumfardin the place is trashed.”

“That class was cumfardin, I fucking hated it.”

by MisterWriter September 29, 2019

Cummarrhea

Cummarrhea is when you diarrhea redirects to your prostate. At this point you uncontrollably ejaculate from you cack. This leads to dickhyrdation problems.

I got da cummarrhea I think I’ll head to the nearest bukkake. I’ll be a one man show.

by Horsecockenbukkake October 5, 2019

cumgargoyle

A girl who puts out easily, and in 5 minutes chokes on your jizz and spits it back similarly to a gargoyle spitting water.

Janet is a real cumgargoyle.

by Petey the thug January 12, 2009

cumfartable

Being able to produce a cum fart.

To make someone cumfartable - to cum in their ass.

man 1 "I would enjoy cum fart but I don't have sperm in my anus"

ma 2 "That's okay bend over and I will make you cumfartable"

by Sukottoaijojii March 29, 2010

Cum Jar

The Cum Jar is the way for the men to pay respect to the hundred, the thousand of babies that will never been born, sending their semen to rest in that untouched sanctuary.

- Honey, mom gave me this jam jar with Jar Jar on it as a present for you
- I will put it into good use, I will make it my next cum jar. Real men use cum jars. Not sockets.

by obso September 5, 2019

Cumdart

n. a projectile secretion from the male penis aimed at the receiver's eye(s).

She could not see for a week after that well placed cumdart.

by Hoe Hussla May 12, 2008

Cumgarts

1. To be congratulated in balloono.
2. Made by Tiny Tits.

-Pedro won the Double Kill achievement!-
Tiny Tits, "CUMGARTS!!!"

by MrOstrich January 1, 2012