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A cum-sock is an athletic sock that guys put over their dicks to jack off with so there's no clean-up required.
Even my roomie's cum-sock smells good!
by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020
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Cum Sock Gambit

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A type of gambit in chess where you sacrifice your king to then have your queen go through gender reassignment surgery to become a better, stronger king.
Chess player 1: “I have your king in checkmate”
Chess player 2: “Have you ever heard of… the Cum Sock Gambit?… checkmate bitch”
by Cum Sock Gambiter February 19, 2022
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When you cum in a sock and you repeatedly strike the woman with it until she’s bruised
“Hey where’d you get those bruises?”
“I got a cum sock surprise from my fiancé”
by bocaj January 2, 2021
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You cum in a sock and then you make a curry inside the sock. You could then either freeze the sock, and then heat it up later and eat it, or drink it straight out of the sock.”
Luke: Hey Dustin, you wanna come over to my house and make Cum Sock Curry?

Dustin: Yeah man, I’ll bring the lotion!!
by Polnareff_Toenail January 16, 2020
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When you ejaculate into a sock and repeatedly strike the woman until she’s bruises.
“Hey, where’d you get those bruises?”
“I got a cum sock surprise from my fiancé”
by bocaj January 2, 2021
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A sock filled with juicy delicious cum that’s been left under a bed for 3 years
Dad- Son I need to use your sock for something

Son- I already used it as my ratchet cum sock
by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020
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