by Barry O'Neal January 18, 2009
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by Scott T Schmidt April 20, 2008
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A woman who, in spite being educated, having a high-profile career and enjoying many of the other rights obtained by feminism, hates feminists. Note that this hatred is often used as a tool to "suck up" to backwards-thinking colleagues or superiors, most of whom are divorced, obese men.
Dr. Laura, a working mother who once had a successful radio program, often claims that all women should abandon their careers to raise families. She's not just a hypocrite... she's a cuntservative republicunt!
by Mad_Hell October 18, 2008
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An über religious Republican that utilizes Cherry Picked and personally edited passages from the Bible in order to justify their own personal homophobia, sexism, xenophobia, racism, and generally shitty way of life as they attempt to enforce it upon others.
2.) A supremely shitty religious individual that is usually involved in some form of televangelism and politics that uses their reach to tell others how to live their lives, despite having no business doing so.
An über religious Republican that utilizes Cherry Picked and personally edited passages from the Bible in order to justify their own personal homophobia, sexism, xenophobia, racism, and generally shitty way of life as they attempt to enforce it upon others.
2.) A supremely shitty religious individual that is usually involved in some form of televangelism and politics that uses their reach to tell others how to live their lives, despite having no business doing so.
Hey, did you guys see Pastor Mayberry is running for the Senate? You know, the same guy that attacked the Hebrew owned bagel shop up the street because their coffee cups said "happy holidays?" The same guy who refused to officiate my sister's wedding because she was marrying a "mexican" woman? That's all this country needs, another Cuntservative in the Senate.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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by LooooLOOO February 15, 2021
Get the cuntservatives mug.Any conservative that aggressively defends gay rights or LGBT inclusion within conservative movements. Oftentimes Cumservatives will try to defend LGBT rights as a Western value in contrast to how the LGBT people are treated in Islamic nations. This ignores centuries of Christian thought. Very frequently Cumservativism is used as a way to bring up Israel for some dumbass reason even though they're from the United States and are supposed to be America First.
Conservatives: How does anal sex help us win the culture war?
Charlie Kirk: Gay values are Western values. I support our gay troops! Israel is the greatest country because they love gays, unlike in Islamic countries!
Conservatives: We know you're using "support the troops" as a way to trick conservatives into supporting LGBT inclusion. You're a Cumservative, feel free to dance the night away in Israel because I hear they like dancing over there.
Charlie Kirk: Gay values are Western values. I support our gay troops! Israel is the greatest country because they love gays, unlike in Islamic countries!
Conservatives: We know you're using "support the troops" as a way to trick conservatives into supporting LGBT inclusion. You're a Cumservative, feel free to dance the night away in Israel because I hear they like dancing over there.
by ShortNoserBigHat November 16, 2019
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