Cousband 

Your cousin's husband (who is really nothing to you legally but deserves a good name)

My second cousin is the daughter of my cousin and cousband.

Cousband by cpagan66 October 24, 2014

crushbait 

Young, cute men, as those found in boy-bands such as BTS, who cause young girls' and (some) boys' hearts to go aflutter...WARNING: Swoon Danger!
***SIGH***
N.B. Could, theoretically, also be applied to girl-bands.

You never know where you stand with these crushbait beaus – just like the dating experience in today’s urban jungles, overgrown with the choking, strangling fears of commitment: indeed, this is the common thread, the leitmotif that runs through the song-stories and ballads of all their hit tunes.

crushbait by Pen-Dragon June 11, 2022

Cousband 

When a woman marries her cousin...eww.

My cousin Sue-Ellen married my other cousin Jim-Bob. She says he is the best Cousband a girl could want, and PLUS she does not even have to change her name!

Cousband by sharty79 May 7, 2009

chusband 

It's what you become after a year of marriage and don't care about your looks anymore.

chubby + husband = chusband

This party is for milfs only; keep your chusband at home.

chusband by haveadonut October 31, 2011

Chusband 

1. It's what you become after a year of marriage and don't care about your looks anymore. Chubby + Husband = Chusband

2. Cheating + Husband = Chusband

1. my wife made me an anniversary card, and called me chusband lol

2. my ex wife kicked my ass out of my house and called me chusband lol

Chusband by tintinou911 October 31, 2011

chusband 

Chubby + Husband = Chusband

During college Stan was in great shape, but after 15 years of marriage he's a chusband.

chusband by freekyfrogy October 31, 2011

Cusband 

Cousin husband

“Gotta get back to the kids and cusband in the trailer!”

Cusband by ernieTorphan December 1, 2018