Pen-Dragon's definitions
Goes something like this:
-- Don’t people the scientifically as yet unexplained, unexplored areas of our world and reality with wild – or otherwise – conjecture you propose as “TRUTH”.
-- Rigorously relegate said “beliefs” to the realm of wishful-/magical-thinking, fantasy, and fiction or – at the very least – have the courage to …
-- Present “them” as theories open to testing, fact-based repudiation, public scrutiny … and then
ACCEPT THE RESULTS !!! Or – at the very least –
Have the humility and intellectual honesty to call them what they are:
MY OWN …
Crazy Ideas
Desires
Self-psyche-salving delusions (at worst)/”fables” (at best) that help me get through the night,
help me get through life.
See ALSO: Occam’s Razor, Chatton’s Anti-Razor, Hickam’s Dictum, Leibniz’s and Kant’s anti-razors, Crabtree’s Bludgeon, Pataphysics.
-- Don’t people the scientifically as yet unexplained, unexplored areas of our world and reality with wild – or otherwise – conjecture you propose as “TRUTH”.
-- Rigorously relegate said “beliefs” to the realm of wishful-/magical-thinking, fantasy, and fiction or – at the very least – have the courage to …
-- Present “them” as theories open to testing, fact-based repudiation, public scrutiny … and then
ACCEPT THE RESULTS !!! Or – at the very least –
Have the humility and intellectual honesty to call them what they are:
MY OWN …
Crazy Ideas
Desires
Self-psyche-salving delusions (at worst)/”fables” (at best) that help me get through the night,
help me get through life.
See ALSO: Occam’s Razor, Chatton’s Anti-Razor, Hickam’s Dictum, Leibniz’s and Kant’s anti-razors, Crabtree’s Bludgeon, Pataphysics.
Because he refused to even consider the Novacula Franqui (aka Novacula Frangiscc' aka Frankie's Razor), let alone use it, he peopled his ideas of what was going on around him, and in the world at large, with dark Deep States, Alien Beings, Cabals of Reptile-People, et al. Nothing is simply as it seems!!! It gave him the frisson he needed to keep from self-reflection.
by Pen-Dragon November 7, 2024
Get the Novacula Franqui (aka Novacula Frangiscc' aka Frankie's Razor)mug. Fool-King Jack-Holes
(noun, plural)
/ˈfu l kɪŋ dʒæk-hoʊlz/
Definition:
A pompous group of delusional men (and their enabler ladies) (usually in positions of power or self-appointed importance) who strut around with the self-assurance of kings, demagogues, dictators, with the wisdom of fools, and the moral depth of a mud puddle. Often loud, self-congratulatory, and totally unaware that everyone sees through their act.
Think: a mash-up of a court jester, a reality-TV strongman, and the guy at the office who thinks he's a visionary because he read one leadership book in 2009.
Examples:
🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King Jack-Holes."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King Jack-Hole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King Jack-Holes."
Related Terms:
Jackassery, Ego Parade, Court of Clowns, Dunning-Kruger Klub, Pretend-o-crats
(noun, plural)
/ˈfu l kɪŋ dʒæk-hoʊlz/
Definition:
A pompous group of delusional men (and their enabler ladies) (usually in positions of power or self-appointed importance) who strut around with the self-assurance of kings, demagogues, dictators, with the wisdom of fools, and the moral depth of a mud puddle. Often loud, self-congratulatory, and totally unaware that everyone sees through their act.
Think: a mash-up of a court jester, a reality-TV strongman, and the guy at the office who thinks he's a visionary because he read one leadership book in 2009.
Examples:
🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King Jack-Holes."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King Jack-Hole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King Jack-Holes."
Related Terms:
Jackassery, Ego Parade, Court of Clowns, Dunning-Kruger Klub, Pretend-o-crats
🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King JackHoles."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King JackHole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King JackHoles."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King JackHole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King JackHoles."
by Pen-Dragon June 21, 2025
Get the Fool-King Jackholesmug. What a non- or little-English speaking person understands when an English speaker talks of a "Serial Killer".
Could also be someone who stomps on or crushes by hand....well, cereals!
Hates the sugar and sickening-sweet glazey stuff on them.
Could also be someone who stomps on or crushes by hand....well, cereals!
Hates the sugar and sickening-sweet glazey stuff on them.
"Hey, why you no like cereals so mucha you wanna killah dem? A cereal killer, huh?"
When Sandy saw the percentage of corn syrup additive in her children's Lucky Goo Smacks, she almost lost her cookies, but then her rage made her empty the box on the floor, and she stomped the nuggets into a noxious powder!
She had become a "Cereal Killer"!!!
When Sandy saw the percentage of corn syrup additive in her children's Lucky Goo Smacks, she almost lost her cookies, but then her rage made her empty the box on the floor, and she stomped the nuggets into a noxious powder!
She had become a "Cereal Killer"!!!
by Pen-Dragon April 30, 2025
Get the Cereal Killermug. That part of a greater whole of anything which you especially, particularly favor.
Comes from the Latin "quod libel" -- What I like!
Comes from the Latin "quod libel" -- What I like!
-- I couldn't wait for that scene in "What did you do in the war, Daddy?" when the Italian officer asks, "Where is the fire?"
-- Out grandkids always dug out their quoddly-bits of melted M&Ms from the muffins their mother had made, leaving
behind clumps of miniscule-crater-pitted, uneaten muffin-cake.
-- There's that one part in Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata, toward the end of the second-third of the melody -- THAT's my quoddly-bit.... get transported away in a flood of all-body tingling goosebumps. Wow!
-- Out grandkids always dug out their quoddly-bits of melted M&Ms from the muffins their mother had made, leaving
behind clumps of miniscule-crater-pitted, uneaten muffin-cake.
-- There's that one part in Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata, toward the end of the second-third of the melody -- THAT's my quoddly-bit.... get transported away in a flood of all-body tingling goosebumps. Wow!
by Pen-Dragon April 20, 2023
Get the quoddly-bitmug. Adjective to describe something that has an overwhelmingly positive, complete, enthralling, multi-sensory impact on a person.
A combination of cosmic, crazy, magic, orgasmic
First coined in Dietikon, Switzerland, December 2007
A combination of cosmic, crazy, magic, orgasmic
First coined in Dietikon, Switzerland, December 2007
"Wow! That was a crazmic show."
"Betty, that was a crazmic meal you made!"
"My new iPhone is just crazmic!"
"Betty, that was a crazmic meal you made!"
"My new iPhone is just crazmic!"
by Pen-Dragon January 1, 2008
Get the crazmicmug. Yolo Holo: You Only Live Once Empty-Headed (A** Holes) Drinking Folks -- Men and Women, Boys and Girls.
Yolo Hohlo: Same as above except for the fact that "Hohlo" comes from the German word "hohl" which can mean simply, "empty", but is also used to mean "empty-headed, unconsidered, stupid"
Like the fascist-light buds/peeps at places like soccer games, frat parties, Oktoberfests, Spring Break Sauffesten, Ballermann, Rammstein.
Yolo Hohlo: Same as above except for the fact that "Hohlo" comes from the German word "hohl" which can mean simply, "empty", but is also used to mean "empty-headed, unconsidered, stupid"
Like the fascist-light buds/peeps at places like soccer games, frat parties, Oktoberfests, Spring Break Sauffesten, Ballermann, Rammstein.
-- That new Swiss Boy-Band Family "Stubete Gäng" makes great music for the Helvetic Yolo Holos -- (Yolo Holo -- Yolo Hohlo (German Variant) )
-- Spring Break in Cancun -- the Hajj for rich Yolo Holos.
-- Spring Break in Cancun -- the Hajj for rich Yolo Holos.
by Pen-Dragon September 10, 2023
Get the Yolo Holo -- Yolo Hohlo (German Variant)mug. A place, possibly near Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, where people go who haven’t told others WHERE they are going. As in the question, “Where in Fuchs’ Acres have you BEEN???”
The place is famous because some folks simply go there for Fuchs' Sake, to get away from it all, as it were.
One could also ask, "Where for Fuchs' Sake have you BEEN???", but this latter is less appreciated in polite company.....
The place is famous because some folks simply go there for Fuchs' Sake, to get away from it all, as it were.
One could also ask, "Where for Fuchs' Sake have you BEEN???", but this latter is less appreciated in polite company.....
“Where in Fuchs' Acres have you BEEN???”
by Pen-Dragon June 2, 2025
Get the Fuchs' Acresmug.