Pen-Dragon's definitions
Adjective to describe something that has an overwhelmingly positive, complete, enthralling, multi-sensory impact on a person.
A combination of cosmic, crazy, magic, orgasmic
First coined in Dietikon, Switzerland, December 2007
A combination of cosmic, crazy, magic, orgasmic
First coined in Dietikon, Switzerland, December 2007
"Wow! That was a crazmic show."
"Betty, that was a crazmic meal you made!"
"My new iPhone is just crazmic!"
"Betty, that was a crazmic meal you made!"
"My new iPhone is just crazmic!"
by Pen-Dragon January 1, 2008
Get the crazmicmug. Fool-King Jack-Holes
(noun, plural)
/ˈfu l kɪŋ dʒæk-hoʊlz/
Definition:
A pompous group of delusional men (and their enabler ladies) (usually in positions of power or self-appointed importance) who strut around with the self-assurance of kings, demagogues, dictators, with the wisdom of fools, and the moral depth of a mud puddle. Often loud, self-congratulatory, and totally unaware that everyone sees through their act.
Think: a mash-up of a court jester, a reality-TV strongman, and the guy at the office who thinks he's a visionary because he read one leadership book in 2009.
Examples:
🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King Jack-Holes."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King Jack-Hole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King Jack-Holes."
Related Terms:
Jackassery, Ego Parade, Court of Clowns, Dunning-Kruger Klub, Pretend-o-crats
(noun, plural)
/ˈfu l kɪŋ dʒæk-hoʊlz/
Definition:
A pompous group of delusional men (and their enabler ladies) (usually in positions of power or self-appointed importance) who strut around with the self-assurance of kings, demagogues, dictators, with the wisdom of fools, and the moral depth of a mud puddle. Often loud, self-congratulatory, and totally unaware that everyone sees through their act.
Think: a mash-up of a court jester, a reality-TV strongman, and the guy at the office who thinks he's a visionary because he read one leadership book in 2009.
Examples:
🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King Jack-Holes."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King Jack-Hole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King Jack-Holes."
Related Terms:
Jackassery, Ego Parade, Court of Clowns, Dunning-Kruger Klub, Pretend-o-crats
🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King JackHoles."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King JackHole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King JackHoles."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King JackHole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King JackHoles."
by Pen-Dragon June 21, 2025
Get the Fool-King Jackholesmug. The stress that results before (pre)-during-and-after (post) a vacation.
A vacation is actually simply the continuance of one's regular daily life under more difficult circumstances.
A vacation is actually simply the continuance of one's regular daily life under more difficult circumstances.
"Yes, I have VSD -- Vacation Stress Disorder. I would actually rather be at the dentist's"
"I start shaking in fear when I think of my wife's plans for our next vacation...add to that a nervous cough, stuffed nose, headache, asthma, joint pain...wasn't this holday supposed to be good for me? Yes, this is VSD -- Vacation Stress Disorder."
"I start shaking in fear when I think of my wife's plans for our next vacation...add to that a nervous cough, stuffed nose, headache, asthma, joint pain...wasn't this holday supposed to be good for me? Yes, this is VSD -- Vacation Stress Disorder."
by Pen-Dragon October 2, 2023
Get the Vacation Stress Disordermug. Yolo Holo: You Only Live Once Empty-Headed (A** Holes) Drinking Folks -- Men and Women, Boys and Girls.
Yolo Hohlo: Same as above except for the fact that "Hohlo" comes from the German word "hohl" which can mean simply, "empty", but is also used to mean "empty-headed, unconsidered, stupid"
Like the fascist-light buds/peeps at places like soccer games, frat parties, Oktoberfests, Spring Break Sauffesten, Ballermann, Rammstein.
Yolo Hohlo: Same as above except for the fact that "Hohlo" comes from the German word "hohl" which can mean simply, "empty", but is also used to mean "empty-headed, unconsidered, stupid"
Like the fascist-light buds/peeps at places like soccer games, frat parties, Oktoberfests, Spring Break Sauffesten, Ballermann, Rammstein.
-- That new Swiss Boy-Band Family "Stubete Gäng" makes great music for the Helvetic Yolo Holos -- (Yolo Holo -- Yolo Hohlo (German Variant) )
-- Spring Break in Cancun -- the Hajj for rich Yolo Holos.
-- Spring Break in Cancun -- the Hajj for rich Yolo Holos.
by Pen-Dragon September 10, 2023
Get the Yolo Holo -- Yolo Hohlo (German Variant)mug. timmer-temmer (adjective) : A behavior combining timorousness and temerity. (timorous-temerous), courage and desire combined with fear. Often seen in wild park animals used to human contact—approach and retreat. Other examples, monkeys approaching humans, small shy children wanting to take something from an adult or another child, even fish being fed by scuba divers.
by Pen-Dragon August 14, 2009
Get the timmer-temmermug. A place, possibly near Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, where people go who haven’t told others WHERE they are going. As in the question, “Where in Fuchs’ Acres have you BEEN???”
The place is famous because some folks simply go there for Fuchs' Sake, to get away from it all, as it were.
One could also ask, "Where for Fuchs' Sake have you BEEN???", but this latter is less appreciated in polite company.....
The place is famous because some folks simply go there for Fuchs' Sake, to get away from it all, as it were.
One could also ask, "Where for Fuchs' Sake have you BEEN???", but this latter is less appreciated in polite company.....
“Where in Fuchs' Acres have you BEEN???”
by Pen-Dragon June 2, 2025
Get the Fuchs' Acresmug. What a non- or little-English speaking person understands when an English speaker talks of a "Serial Killer".
Could also be someone who stomps on or crushes by hand....well, cereals!
Hates the sugar and sickening-sweet glazey stuff on them.
Could also be someone who stomps on or crushes by hand....well, cereals!
Hates the sugar and sickening-sweet glazey stuff on them.
"Hey, why you no like cereals so mucha you wanna killah dem? A cereal killer, huh?"
When Sandy saw the percentage of corn syrup additive in her children's Lucky Goo Smacks, she almost lost her cookies, but then her rage made her empty the box on the floor, and she stomped the nuggets into a noxious powder!
She had become a "Cereal Killer"!!!
When Sandy saw the percentage of corn syrup additive in her children's Lucky Goo Smacks, she almost lost her cookies, but then her rage made her empty the box on the floor, and she stomped the nuggets into a noxious powder!
She had become a "Cereal Killer"!!!
by Pen-Dragon April 30, 2025
Get the Cereal Killermug.