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Crushbag 

A person who lacks the ability to function normally in society. This lifestyle is caused by either a) Being constantly intoxicated, or b) being a total fuck-up. This behaviour generally prevents any legitimate contributions to society, and is looked down upon by normal individuals. Often leads to excessive idiocy while intoxicated, and prevents them from partying normally with others.

A state of being totally unchill, all the time.
If you flunked out of college, burnt down your parents house or lost a limb while wasted, you might be a crushbag
Crushbag by Shitcaptainandtenille November 30, 2010
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crushback 

A flashback of a previous crush, a rekindling with all the heady emotive memory from one's past.
That moment when watching the 1984 Karate Kid and you have a crushback for Elisabeth Shue. +sigh+
crushback by mashdot November 26, 2014
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Di na crushback 

Haha di na crushback
Di na crushback by Haha tanga August 25, 2021

crushbait 

Young, cute men, as those found in boy-bands such as BTS, who cause young girls' and (some) boys' hearts to go aflutter...WARNING: Swoon Danger!
***SIGH***
N.B. Could, theoretically, also be applied to girl-bands.
You never know where you stand with these crushbait beaus – just like the dating experience in today’s urban jungles, overgrown with the choking, strangling fears of commitment: indeed, this is the common thread, the leitmotif that runs through the song-stories and ballads of all their hit tunes.
crushbait by Pen-Dragon June 11, 2022

Crushband 

A name for a male celebrity crush/fantasy husband, a combination word of crush and husband.
Girl 1: Omg Chris Pratt is so gorgeous
Girl 2: Right? He's my crushband, I loved him in GotG!

Crustbag 

Some one who is so rude and is Crusty that that are a douchbag
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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