Crushank

The word derives from an amalgamation of the acts of crying, shitting and wanking which, are performed simultaneously. The outcome of this act is a sensory and emotional overload (sic).

N.B. Acheiving a state of equilibrium amongst the three sensations experienced during a crushank takes some practice to achieve but once mastered, the subject may experience a state of nirvana.

"Shaxy read that book about Buddha and how he reached the higher plane through consistent crushanking and sought to emulate his most beloved mentor. He spent the next decade ferevently mastering the art of Crushank."

Crushank by Bojan June 26, 2008

Cruehank 

Being overly outgoing in an akward situation.

Sam, stop being so cruehank.

Cruehank by The # 1 Jackal February 18, 2009

Crushanator 

New word for "munter" or even "minger" (archaic). From the decidedly non-sexy robot in "Futurama."

- Jeeeesus she is a reeal crushanator.
- Nah, she just munts. Mings, you know? Oh... right.

Crushanator by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

Cruishank 

When you cheat on your girlfriend many times

John is a bit of a Cruishank

Cruishank by The King Prawn February 11, 2021