Crumpassing

(adj.)
1. To repeat an over played joke
2. To make a cheesy or stupid joke that is not funny
3. taking a joke to far. (killing a good joke)

Jake: your mom goes to college!
Chad: Jake stop crumpassing

by crumpasser2 May 28, 2009

crumpet gut

A fat chicks gut that resembles the hood of a hail damaged VW. Most commonly found on welfare bludgers that hit up to much KFC.

Fuck B Dizzel i picked up this red headed minga last night, her crumpet gut hung over her muff so far that i had to lift the basterd up just to get a look in.

by BigWebstar May 21, 2010

crumpsterbating

To cry, take a dump and masturbate at the same time...

Whoa! I just saw Josh crumpsterbating... I didn't even think that was possible

by TheCapitalMan December 28, 2010

Crumple Fuck

To crumple up an important document or item in front of the items owner, followed by throwing the crumpled item on a desk or the floor.

Bro, the sergeant walked over to me, snatched my birthday card out of my hands, crinkled it up and threw it on the floor! Yeah, dude, the sergeant crumple fucked the birthday card my momma sent to me, too.

by M.E.A.T November 8, 2020

crump muffin

A student who is too into psychology for their own good. This would involve having an apple in their BRIEFCASE and encoorperating words like "ecological validity" at inappropriate moments.

"That prep is such a Crump muffin!"

"That Crump muffin just hit my corsa!"

by nat n' matt February 15, 2006

crumpet

Brittish slang for a hot chick

There's a lovely bit of crumpet there...

by tom ingle February 26, 2005

crumplestiltskin

Having an extremely intense bowel movement that requires a long duration of pushing and squeezing while "ghost-pedaling" an imaginary gold spinning loom while hunched over.

Dude, I ate sushi for lunch and mexican for dinner, I gotta stop home and bust a crumplestiltskin.

by ptoohey October 6, 2006