crondeezy

slang for weed (marijuana), usually really dank stuff.

Me - Hey man I just picked up an 1/8th of some dank crondeezy, wanna blaze it? You - Yea lets roll a blunt!

by CrippLed PwnS December 1, 2006

croner

The frequently used term "crooked erection" became inefficient and therefore had to be shortened into croner (crooked boner). Croner also refers to any object that resembles a crooked erection/phallus.

"Someone threw a rock at my groin when I was a kid and now I have a croner."

"That ogre carries his croner club every where he goes."

"If you come near me, I will beat you down with my croner."

by Josh The Squash May 7, 2005

Lalani-Frank Conjecture

The Lalani-Frank conjecture is an economic theory that states that the potential for charitable actions is directly correlated to the amount of sex had.

In the spirit of Lil Wayne:

"Pussy, Money, {Altruism}"

(Two fine, young, upstanding bros are drinking coffee in the office lounge on Monday morning)

Person 1: Yo bro, did you get it in this weekend?

Person 2: Yeah bro, and I feel that, as a direct result of the aforementioned intercourse, my marginal productivity has increased exponentially.

Person 1: What are you gonna do with all the extra funds coming your way?

Person 2: I'm going to help some structurally oppressed individuals, y'feel me?

Person 1: Damn, you're living that Lalani-Frank Conjecture.

by Dr. Balfour Rohan Oglethorpe October 9, 2011

cronservative

The act of saving marijuana.

"id love to smoke more man, but i don't have that much left so i have to be cronservative."

by Dee Monee January 6, 2008

Cronked

To cronk in the past tense.

Yo, you are totally cronked

by Jefferson K May 6, 2018

conjecture

A statement, opinion, or conclusion based on guesswork...

Who uses this word anyways? I conjecture that no one does.

by Amanda Sitko September 7, 2005

cronemudgeon

Cranky, aggressive older female, prone to snarling and pontificating. The Republican version, often coiffed in a massive bouffant hairdo and pastel pantsuit, will rant at TV coverage of Gay Pride Parades. The Democrat cronemudgeon, sporting natural fiber clothing and Birkenstocks, drives a VW van and flips off SUVs with 'I Support Our Troops' yellow ribbons.

Aunt Grace is still pissed about the Bush re-election. I told her real nice to get over it, but she snapped and went on and on about social security reform. God, she's such a cronemudgeon.

by GraceD June 10, 2005