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No semi colons in this muhfucka. Real colon hours only
Cris by CJ Garza June 6, 2018
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kinda peng. says he has a big dick but its probably inverted. has a crush on the "pengest" hoes, but they rant rlly peng t all. can't eat pussy and sucks at fortnite. at least he knows how to sprint in it. though he is funny and frustrating, he's a really good friend who will do whatever it takes to help.
ugh, who's that monkey looking chap over there?
oh thats {cris}, he's actually really nice.
fine ill fuck him anyways. its the best I'm gonna get
cris by hello my bitches ... October 9, 2018
Cris is a kid that will always cheer you up when your sand and always make you smile and laugh one of the best friends that you could ever have. If he does fall in love with a girl his girls name would go well with Angelina or Jessica.
“Who’s your best friend?” “Cris” He’s really funny
Cris by Imdannyourman October 29, 2018
A gay, transgender furry that plays trumpet (quite terribly) in a bear suit. He chases people around in his bear suit and is a big time liberal. He's also a pedophile that drives a white van and smokes weed. Stay away from the danger that is Cris
Cris kidnapped a child in his bear suit again...
Cris by French Horn God May 10, 2019
A sarcastic piece of shit yet a cool and chill guy. They can be derpy and memey, but you will still love them as a friend. They also have a frog face and kin mineta from bnha
Girl : did you hear what cris was up too?

Person : being himself again?

Girl : no, he made me laugh!
Cris by Ahhhhhhhhhhhay December 7, 2019
Usually a mentally ill person who likes anime and makes a big deal about it. It's calling is mostly weird sounds randomly placed around the day and is various in nature. Will stare or do a pose if spotted and doesnt talk that much. Will reference anime on a minute basis and uses things seen on there to use as moves when attacked or threatened.
Person: *walks around forest and hears noises, walking further seeing a person bonking their head against a tree* hi?
Cris: *turns around freezing in place and stares you down*
Person: o...okay

Cris: *starts naruto running towards you*
Person: *screams*
Cris by Yabiiiiiiitch September 21, 2021