Cranchety

A contracted form of cranky and crotchety, used to describe someone who is in a really bad mood.

You must not have gotten laid in a while, you are very cranchety today.

by Big Tilly October 6, 2006

clatchet

When someone is dressed with class but in a ratchet sense of style.

You go to the store and see a woman with a Gucci purse but she's wearing a skirt she got at the dollar store ... CLATCHET

by FckBtchsGtMny January 17, 2015

crotcheting

This is a cross between crochet and and riding a crotch rocket. Just make sure you hit the balls!

Man, you were so awesome at crotcheting yesterday, I still feel the burns.

by alksolo August 26, 2005

Crotchet

1. Verb To knit, a style of knitting.
"Mary crocheted my sweater."


2. The combination of crotch and rocket

1. "Mary crocheted my sweater."


2. "Oh my god! Look at that guys huge crotchet! That thing could blast a hole through my bedroom wall!"

by Shadow Link (Tyler) July 16, 2008

crotchetyness

One possessing unrelenting negativity towards everything, especially the PS2 or PSP

Mock's crotchetyness is legendary

by sonycowboy October 12, 2004

Clatchet Hustlers

A squad of classy gals who if necessary, can hold their own on the dance floor. Can get pretty rachet. Plan to be cattle hustlers if they all dropout of university.

Bob: Yo did you see those classy bitchs by the bar?
Joe: The one who was twerking on the dfloor, then asked me if I came from a cow farm?
Bob: Yeah! They are the definition of clatchet hustlers!

by CH4lyfe March 7, 2016

cratches

Meaning male pelvic area, consisting of balls, penis, hair, everything in the front.

Stop looking at my cratches bitch.

by dj32089 November 1, 2008