cratches

Meaning male pelvic area, consisting of balls, penis, hair, everything in the front.

Stop looking at my cratches bitch.

by dj32089 November 1, 2008

Catches the blower

Is boring or disappointing. Always followed by a suggestion of a more interesting activity.

This catches the blower. Let's go get some waffles.

by Aaron Karp November 3, 2006

pussy crutches

What a girl requires when she is fornicated so hard her pussy is too sore to allow her to walk properly.

Daniel: That girl is so hot. I'd fuck her so hard she'd be in pussy crutches.

by beakasdf July 25, 2010

Liquid crutches

Drinking a large quantity of alcohol while injured. For the liquid crutches to be fully effective the user must drink enough alcohol to forget that he or she is injured, throw their crutches to the wind and start doing things they shouldn't. Such as walking with a broken leg or foot. The recipient of the liquid crutches usually ends up in painful regret the following morning.

"what is Cody doing on the dance floor? Didn't he break his foot last week?"

"oh he's got his liquid crutches, he'll be fine..... "

by Longdongtom69 August 9, 2013

jesus harold christ on rubber crutches

an expletive interjection referencing Jesus Christ. It is typically uttered in anger, surprise, or frustration, though sometimes also with humorous intent.

Person 1: Why the hell should I care about who you want to get revenge on, I want my share! Finish the job

Person 2: Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches, you shut your mouth! Give me your hand!

by what do i care 125 September 24, 2020

Tarzan Catches Jane

is a sex position involving two pull-up bars, or a sex swing. Tarzan Catches Jane, also referred to as the TCJ, was named for the following analogy: Tarzan and Jane are swinging through the forest, when Tarzan catches Jane going to have his way with her, but he gets the wrong hole.

The TCJ is not recommended for anal sex amateurs, as it can lead to rectal trauma.

It is a variation of the Italian Chandelier which is another sex position.

Girl 1: Hey hun, why are you walking so funny today? Did you hurt your ankle or something?

Girl 2: No, Nick and I were trying out our new swing last night and decided to try the Italian Chandelier but he missed and we ended up doing Tarzan Catches Jane.

Girl 1: OMG. That's got to hurt!

by Jade22SV January 21, 2011

Bag of Crotches

A person can be a bag of crotches when calling them a crotch or crotchity is just not enough. This is a person who not only steals your job, but insists to everyone in your workplace that he or she is waaaaaay better at it than you are, and that he or she is always right, and can NEVER be wrong.

Amy is a Bag of Crotches. If I say something is blue, she will tell everyone that it is red, and somehow they will believe her.

by Oh ... That girl December 26, 2008