crackship

A relationship between two characters from different fandoms (tv shows, films, books etc), that is impossible to achieve.

Stefan Salvatore and Effy Stonem is my favorite crackship.

by nationalanthem February 26, 2013

crackstitute

A person who sells themselves for the purpose of sucking dick and getting crack.(or other hard drug substance)

Not only is (insert name here) a hoe, but they are a crackstitute.

by bk1096 January 6, 2006

tracksuit bandit

see above or dale

In the world where tracksuits are fashionable, Dale is king.

by dale's other friend April 28, 2004

Cracknut

Anyone who does something particularly stupid.

Why don't you go outside and play hide and go #$## yourself cracknut!

by Ballancio September 16, 2009

crackitchitus

(Crack-itch-i-tus)

A medical disorder in which the space between the two buttocks has uncontrollable itching and scratching.

Jane: Hey Bill! do you want to go to the zoo this weekend?

Bill: I can't I have a horrible case of crackitchitus.

Jane: Awwww, that's too bad

Bill: Jane, i have 24 hours to live

Jane: HAHA >:D

by NumbSkull May 1, 2010

crackwitch

A crackwitch is a woman drug addict who's appearance and behavior suggest that she has experienced years of drug addiction. She is missing many teeth, and the ones left are rotten.

That fang faced, crackwitch, baglady that sits down by the quick-stop? She reminds me of your mother.

by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

cracktitute

A crackhead who prostitutes.

I saw that cracktitute standing on the corner last night

by kimsissues June 24, 2009