Cracksturbate

It's when you just did a line of crack and then masturbated after.

Yo he just cracksturbated and nutted everywhere!

by Basscrack November 13, 2019

cratist

someone who does art and crafts

so you’re a cratist

by picklethedinosaur12 August 29, 2020

crackstance

Awkward positions the body forms after long hours of cracktivity including lack of sleep, lack of food and endless hours of movement and/or long periods of being stuck on stupid.
When a person is unknowingly advertises that they are cracked the f@%k out, by way of body movements and stances.

When someone says, hey bro, why is your neck as long as a giraffe and your body shaped like the letter Z when your looking around the corner? you might be in a crackstance.
When your mouth is wide open and your staring at that something that is there but not really there sitting hunched over indian style, with your hands clinched holding your cell phone and 2 lighters in 1 hand and a broken pipe in the other, your probably in a crackstance.
When all of your apendages move independently from what your brain tells them to do all at once i.e. arm behind you back, standing tall, one foot forward, one foot back and the upper torso slightly bent to the side, meanwhile the tounge is moving back and forth between the teeth or lack thereof, and the lips are dry and stretched to thier limit your definatley in a crackstance.

by Chadamus and his harem March 30, 2008

Crapist

One who initiates the act of crape.

"Dude i woke up and that guy was totally cuddling my foot! What a crapist!"

by Angel Amore February 1, 2009

Crackstache

When your butt crack is so hairy it appears to have a mustache.

Man you need to wax that crackstache.

by Fayth Elyzabeth January 12, 2014

crackstacio

A "crackstacio" refers to a pistachio in-shell and the game-like enjoyment we get from prying them open -- to the easiest levels(one random out-of-shell) to midlevel (fairly easy to pop open) to the game boss (the almost or completely closed) and the crack-like reward of delicious pistachios for our efforts. Other products can be pistachio-flavored or have (shelled) pistachios in them because getting them out of the shell is almost a mini game with yourself.

I'm reading Mystic River again with wine and crackstacios.

by tst808 February 6, 2017

crackistani

Someone who uses crack daily, and/or appears to be cracked out (high).

That crackistani is digging through my trash hoping to find bottles that he can turn in for money so he can buy more crack.

by Phranna March 15, 2018