Corona branch

A bro or homie that is close. Someone you relied on during the covid19 pandemic.

Person1: Hey Branch, how are you doing?
Person2: Good, I'm thankful I have my corona branch.

by Branchsquad January 15, 2021

go corona

A variation of "go viral". Due to the 2019 coronavirus , COVID-19.

This post is about to go corona!

by nefertiti_laker_fan March 16, 2020

Corona Karen

That woman who scans the streets and parks from her condo balcony or car with her trusty binoculars hungry to report social-distancing violators to tip lines or police; filled with rage and righteous indignation she harasses dispatchers with the hopes that those terrible people trying to exercise and enjoy their lives get locked up together, infected, and die.

"These murderous criminals are threatening my right to life, and the lives of all citizens with their disgusting walking without wearing masks, holding hands, and playing basketball by themselves!" she screeches into her iPhone.

Thanks for the report, Corona Karen.

by NamelessGhost May 8, 2020

coronacampus

A virtual “campus” that is a remote, online one, springing up during the COVID-19 Pandemic.

I’m headed off to the coronacampus to meet with my college buds!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020

Coronadance

The wild and crazy dance moves we make in private, a repercussion of being socially distanced from all of our loved ones.

I got my Coronadance down and it’s funky, sexy shit, for sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2020

Corona comforts

All of the things that we crave and feel that we need, augmented by our sense of isolation, during Pandemic Life.

My Corona comforts consist of a new ritual when I get home from work; I snuggle into my fake fur blankie while devouring a pint of vanilla bean ice cream smothered in melted chocolate, without watching the news, and then I climb into a hot bath prior to some torrid and delicious comfort sex with my sweetheart!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2020

Coronadeathwish

The desire to end one’s own life by contracting the Coronavirus.

Having been suicidal for some time, he felt the allure of Coronavirus, thinking that acting on his Coronadeathwish could effectively pull him out of his miserable life and nobody would be the wiser.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 4, 2020