13 definitions by Branchsquad

Brona Branch

A bro that you survived the covid19 pandemic with.

P1"Thank God we survived the pandemic."
P2"Your my brona branch"

by Branchsquad January 16, 2021

Right-hand Branch

Your best man, the man you can always rely on.

"Im getting married next month, want to be my right-hand branch?"

by Branchsquad January 16, 2021

Step-branch

The children of whom your parents re-marry.

"Step-branch, I'm stuck in the dryer"

by Branchsquad January 22, 2021

Hallelujah Branch

Your bro or homie that you got to church with. Someone you are thankful for.

P1"I'm so thankful for you, branch"
P2"Your my Hallelujah Branch"
P1"Ready for church on sunday?"

by Branchsquad January 16, 2021

Love Your Branch Day

The day after valentines day when your branch is feeling down because he is single and did not have anyone to celebrate valentines day with.
February 15th

P1 "Hey branch, how was your valentines day?"
P2 "I'm single so I only celebrate Love your Branch Day"
P1 "I love you Branch"
P2 "I love you too"

by Branchsquad January 16, 2021

Brona

A gathering of your homies and friends to quarantine during the covid19 pandemic.

Can be followed by the word branch (bro, homie) to indicate your closest friend during the quarantine.

Friend one "I'm having a brona next week, do you want to come?"
Friend two "Definitely, your my brona branch."

by Branchsquad January 16, 2021

Branchsquad

A squad of bros or homies that all get along. Your crew or entourage.

Are you hanging out with the branchsquad tonight?

by Branchsquad January 16, 2021