Corona Karen

That woman who scans the streets and parks from her condo balcony or car with her trusty binoculars hungry to report social-distancing violators to tip lines or police; filled with rage and righteous indignation she harasses dispatchers with the hopes that those terrible people trying to exercise and enjoy their lives get locked up together, infected, and die.

"These murderous criminals are threatening my right to life, and the lives of all citizens with their disgusting walking without wearing masks, holding hands, and playing basketball by themselves!" she screeches into her iPhone.

Thanks for the report, Corona Karen.

by NamelessGhost May 08, 2020