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cornish

The cornish come from cornwall. They are more clever than you think and have an excellent sense of humour.

One thing occasionally overlooked is that the cornish are actually celts. They are related to the irish, scottish and welsh, not forgetting the bretons. When naming the celtic countries, cornwall should be mentioned, but sadly never is.
Man 1: The cornish?

Man 2: Yeah, part of a great race of people called the celts!
by morwenna April 26, 2006
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cornyswagg

there was a snake named candycorn. he was renamed to cornyshawty because shawty's like a melody. everyone likes to be swag, so cornyswaggy. cornyswaggy is too long, so it becomes cornyswagg.
E: "Cornyswagg pooped on my carpet."
A: "Lovely."
by cornyswagg November 17, 2020
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Cornsequences

Cornsequences of corn subsidies to farmers leads to corn availability at price lower than production cost. This leads to high fructose corn syrup being used in all processed foods increasing burden of chronic diseases. It also leads to small mexican farmers being unable to compete with large american producers & death of diversity of the highly diverse varieties of traditional mexican corn farming leading to large scale monsanto corn monoculture
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 14, 2020
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Carny Corns

A highly contagious STD received after sleeping with a carny
When Heather got drunk during the local fair week, she had unprotected sex with Bob the carny. When she awoke the next morning, she found itchy hard rough wart like bumps in and around her vagina. It was then she realized she had itchy crusty Carny Corns.
by Fecal Jihad September 6, 2013
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Corkscrew

N. A sexual hand gesture similar to fingering, the shocker, fisting, the whacker, etc. This term could be separated into two groups: the doing and the signal.
Doing: You begin by taking your hand and crossing your index and pointer finger. This is the simple corkscrew. For added pleasure you can do the "West Side" hand gesture and cross your middle and ring finger forming a corkscrew. The corkscrew can also be combined to perform the juice-producing shocker-corkscrew combo. To do this move, you insert your "corkscrew" finger combo into a female's vaginal opening and butt. This can work for gay's too, but me not being gay, I do not know any other way it can pleasure a gay man other than the butt hole. As you insert the corkscrew into a women's many openings, you move your corkscrew as if you were unscrewing a wine bottle, or screwing a screw into a piece of wood.
Signal: This could be used as a means of communication to other males, to communicate to them that a smoking hot broad is approaching, or that a certain women's outfit, or sexual movements has created stimulation in your penis. This is similar to the whacker and finger in the hole signal.

V. to corkscrew, either slowly, forcefully,or beautifully
Hey man, last night i corkscrewed this tight bitch!

Dude, check out that slut in the skimpy outfit. (the girl is so hot you pop instantly in your trousers)
you:(signaling using corkscrew)
friends: Man your so cool
hot girl: hey i like the way you corkscrew, wanna show me more.
Result: You just scored major pussy!
by Super Soaker Ruiz November 18, 2010
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Cornish Handshake

A polite way of saying somebody had sex.
Tater: I think they just shared a Cornish handshake.

Toad: How do you know?

Tater: I can tell.

Toad: How?

Tater: I can smell it.
by yayee April 12, 2014
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cornswaggler

someone who thinks he/she is smarter than you, and thinks he/she can pull the corn over youre eyes!
that dude is a freakin cornswaggler!!
by katotool April 23, 2007
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