The natural mental ability all people possess that allows them to quickly and dynamically assess the situation and environment they are in to decide whether or not it is practical to masturbate at the exact moment in time.
My mother wasn't due to be back home for another 10 minutes, so I thought I'd slip in a quick wank. However, masturbatory contingency told me that it wasn't worth taking any chance of her walking in on me.
by Scekhcsy Foxmonk August 8, 2010
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Discovered by Kuya Jobert.
It is somewhat the superlative form of the word "Pakyu" and is very effective if once said with a very hard and strong Filipino Accent.
Discovered by Kuya Jobert.
It is somewhat the superlative form of the word "Pakyu" and is very effective if once said with a very hard and strong Filipino Accent.
girl: u so stupid, like DUH!
boy: Pakyu! go to you! Continental PAKYU! pukiney-iney mow! vagina floss.
boy: Pakyu! go to you! Continental PAKYU! pukiney-iney mow! vagina floss.
by pakingshet October 28, 2013
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1.an organized cult of enlightened individuals who have mastered the art of containing even the most extreme influences of humour without showing the slightest sign of and expression
2.performing acts of randomness that is difficult to notice as it is performed very quickly, and is undetectable as the person(s), contain there laughter, no matter how extreme the humour
2.performing acts of randomness that is difficult to notice as it is performed very quickly, and is undetectable as the person(s), contain there laughter, no matter how extreme the humour
by Rorz n Wilde December 2, 2004
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by tenesmus August 2, 2016
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by ><><><><><><><><> November 19, 2009
Get the Space-Time Continuum mug.Continuum is highly based on spaceships, space, shooting, and skill. It is possibly a favorite to many players, as it is a 2D game. There are over 30 zones to download and play in. Most of which are still in construction, but are still playable in. The most popular of all, and the default zone, is Trench Wars. Trench Wars always has over 300 people in it whether it is night or day. Most of which that are in the zone are bots, that help hosters host events by opening doors, warping everybody, and prizing greens. (Greens are also referred as bounty, the more you get the stronger you are!) There are also mods, and sysops. These guys are people you don't want to mess around with. Mods, and sysops have special abilities and can ban you for an amount of time. This goes for all zones, but some aren't as strict.
Continuum player: Ooooo Apoc you suck as mod.
Apoc: I'm sorry you think that, now I will have to ban you.
Continuum player: NOOOOO IM SORRY!!
Apoc: Okay, but don't do it again.
Apoc: I'm sorry you think that, now I will have to ban you.
Continuum player: NOOOOO IM SORRY!!
Apoc: Okay, but don't do it again.
by Pwnt_You April 8, 2007
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