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cuntard

Similar to fucktard, this word is a portmanteau of cunt and retard. While fucktard is associated with activly acting like a fucking retard, a cuntard is more passive and just sits there acting like a retarded cunt.
You didn't take out the garbage again, you lazy cuntard.
by Swamp Ig June 29, 2005
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Urban contradictionary

When someone thinks they know what a word means, they look it up on urban dictionary, and are presented with a word that is totally opposite of their expectations. (Also known as the entire site).
sean: "I went to urban dictionary and typed in 'wedding', and it came up with 'the procedure used to artificially inseminate cows'. WTF! they should call it urban CONTRAdictionary.
by Seanacious D November 29, 2010
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Contradick

When someone says something that goes completely against the grain of another thing they have previously said or claimed to believe, and in the process of contradicting themselves, they also achieve the feat of looking like a total dick.
Paul-Hey George would you like a hotdog>

George-No man I'm a complete vegitarian, unless they are 100% Angus imported from the Sudetenland, which I'm pretty sure your ass cant afford.

Henry-Dude, you're a total Contradick
by In.The.AM July 12, 2012
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cuntardo

when you want to emphasize the word 'cunt' because you are really angry. usually when someone messes something up.
1. it was an open goal! Heskey you fucking cuntardo!
by SC_EA January 27, 2007
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Contadger

To have a contagious disease on the tip of your penis/tadger
"I shagged a bird from Methil last night and now I've got a Contadger."
by TheContadgerBadger February 28, 2015
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countard

A member of the lesser nobility; imbecile.
That sunrise party in Mykonos was full of countards.
by beylo124 May 27, 2016
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law of non-contradiction

The law of non-contradiction is one of the most important principles in the realm of logic.
Essentially, "two contradictory propositions cannot both be true at the same time in the same sense."
law of non-contradiction in a nutshell, Christians believe that salvation is through Jesus Christ alone, and Muslims believe that salvation is through Mohammed and Allah alone. ...
by rockwell13 August 19, 2006
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