photobooth consulter 

A person who uses photobooth in public for means of checking one's appearance. Most photobooth consulters attempt to use photobooth in public as if they were in a private situation.

The photobooth consulter quickly command-Qed her photobooth when she realized there were people standing behind her as she examined herself on the screen of her mac.

photobooth consulter by erieee November 17, 2009

happiness consultant

A prostitute, whore, street walker, hooker, Ho.

I need to phone for a meeting with my happiness consultant.

happiness consultant by OKCAvenger November 26, 2013

Romanian Consulate 

A place where Romanian people living abroad, go to step on Romanian land. Most of them are looking for an identity, an identity document.

The Romanian consulate in London is a land of great customer services, the only one in the world to have a network of volunteers helping regularly. They have young and smart employees, the best trained security team and the best consuls in the world. Fact!

If you want a taste of Romania, come visit the Romanian consulate!

Wait, you actually can't, unless you have an appointment.
Good luck getting one!

Romanian Consulate by Stega4u December 10, 2021

People and Culture Consultant 

A job in Human Resources but only when it's filled by a good looking woman.

Office Worker 1: Did you see the new woman in our office? She is so hot.
Office Worker 2: Yes, that's Lisle, the People and Culture Consultant.
Office Worker 1: What's a People and Culture Consultant?
Office Worker 2: It's the job everyone has called human resources for hundreds of years but now they've started hiring better looking women so they've come up with a new name for the job.

People and Culture Consultant by FinanceTeam August 9, 2019

Subcutaneous Tissue Consultant 

Individuals involved in the employment of their subcutaneous tissue as a result of a contract, whether or not written or verbal, between consultant and client which has offer, consideration and acceptance.

Chadwik;"Lovie, look at the new subcutaneous tissue consultants"." Quite".
"Charming, I'm sure Chaddy". "Chaarrrming".

Subcutaneous Tissue Consultant by saavy chimp March 25, 2022

consultant 

A bullshit artist who is paid to provide ideas to managers, who then make the ideas appear to employees as if they were their own. Meanwhile, the consultant runs off to the the service of another client in order to avoid being around to take the blame when their obscurantist, superficial ideas are actually implemented.

Here's that douchebag consultant again who is going to give some quadrant diagram on mitigation strategies for $2k/day.

consultant by not ted December 15, 2011

Net Consulting Company

A Net Consulting Company is a consulting company that deals specifically with the internet and internet related issues, as opposed to a management consulting, IT consulting, public relations consulting, etc. It’s important to ask your net consulting company what areas of expertise they have because not all net consulting companies specialize in the same areas.

A net consulting company helps online businesses with things like web design and eCommerce. Net consulting companies are not who you call to fix a fishing net or basketball net.

Net Consulting Company by Jack K. White August 19, 2010