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Turkish Conkers

When involved in a 3, or indeed, 4-some the 2 men using the vagina and ass holes maybe find their testicle banging together, this is know as Turkish Conkers
Me and a mate banging this bird the other night, me in the ass and him in the pussy, we had a great game of Turkish Conkers!!
by the xor March 30, 2009
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Conkers Deep

The act of being "conkers deep" inside a lovely lady, ie giving the full length of manhood, banging the gonads against the minge wall.
Mate, Iwas fucking my Mrs last night, and I was totally 'conkers deep'
by The cannon & the wheels July 26, 2011
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Conkers Deep

A term for being up to your conkers ( bollocks ) inside a woman, up to nuts in guts
I was Conkers Deep in Cara Deane last night!
by Geeseth February 25, 2010
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conker warrior

homosexual practice of banging testicles off each other
by GhorHoor June 14, 2017
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Flesh Conkers

The male genitals, ball sack, bollocks, nuts or testicles
The man was really rude to the lady so she botted him in his flesh conkers
by fleshconker May 19, 2011
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Conkers Deep

I was conkers deep last night with that girl I took home!
by Adrian December 5, 2003
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Man conkers

A gentleman's game played indoors in front of an open fire. The aim of the game is to bring your opponent to his knees by bombarding his scrotum with a series of wrecking ball blows using only your own scrotum and the power of your pelvic thrust.

Equipment required:

A good sized-pair of man conkers (shaven in professional matches or unshaven for amateur duelling).

The koteka (approved by the Chief Umpire in all competitions or at the discretion of opponents in non-competitive matches).

Rules of the game

The game will commence with a toss, the winner of the toss may elect to strike or receive.

Each player then takes three alternate strikes at the opponent's conkers.

Each attempted strike must be clearly aimed at the nut, no deliberate mis-hits.

The game will be decided once one of the conkers is smashed.

A small piece of nut or skin remaining shall be judged out, it must be enough to mount an attack.

If both nuts smash at the same time then the match shall be replayed.

A player causing a knotting of the man conkers (a snag) will be noted, three snags will lead to disqualification.
"I do enjoy a ruddy good game of man conkers," said Gerald as he reigned several blows upon Rupert's already tender scrotum.
by Gerald Crich November 8, 2013
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