cooner

shortened version of racoon, something amanda busch eats
OR
the bakuns aka bacooner

1.im a cooner
2.cooner out

by gobstopper69 April 10, 2005

Phone Cohones

The inherent bravery certain people get when they are on the phone with you as opposed to talking in person.

That guy had his phone cohones on last night when I talked to him, wait till I see that bitch.

by Abracadaver8 April 4, 2009

Coonery

When a African American individual acts in a foolish way

"Man my mom beat me for smoking weed" This is coonery.

We know Jamal

by OldMetro December 26, 2016

Coonery Curse

Most believe that it comes from the Curse of Ham...Others believe it is the lack of knowledge and education inside the Black Communities...The word is derived from manditory greed and selfishness instead of selflessness..Concentrated areas with African Americans and heavy hopelessness to the point of laziness and irrational thought proccess leading to no greater progress and success....Examples of this would be as follows: Trash everywhere in the set environment including near sewage drains by homes, Having no interest in reading any books besides Sports Illustrated and Ebony,Believing the only way to "Getting Rich" is through activities that dont require much brain power like Music, Sports, and Drugs, Creating fixes for oneself including Drugs, Fancy Cars, and "spotlight" attire before having the proper financials, Always working against ones brother leading to "Crab in a Bucket" Theory, and still blaming the Caucasians for every problem or issue that happens in there lives.

The Boondocks is an awesome example of the Coonery Curse.

Steve-OH: Man my dude there is other ways to use your time rather than watching another nigga floss his money on these music videos

Darren: Yea true but this is all I know and I have the white man to blame for it taking me out the hot jungle for this cold climate...We Some tropical people!

Steve-OH: Don't you want to break this coon curse and make ya family happy while making something of yourself?

Darren: Yea nigga im all about that money my boy...I figure if I rob me a couple of niggas, steal me a fresh Comaro to put rims on, sell crack to the bumbs, pimp a couple of these sistahs out, and stay steady lookin clean in my clothes, I'll be at the top in no time....

by $teve-0H August 14, 2010

coonerang

A person (usually black or vanta black) who behaves foolishly, showing up regularly to fuck with people and generally troll

“ I swear i’m going to assfuck that coonerang has into the ground “

by poggerchampion December 25, 2020

Cooner

A type of duck from mid-africa, that cannot fly nor swim. Used in a metaphorical sense to describe someone that does not fit in anywhere.

That one legged, blind man is such a cooner. He doesn't fit in anywhere!

by Kevinsacooner June 10, 2009

choner

a chode boner
when a dick is wider than it is long, its a chode
and the boner of a chode represents a muffin or a can of tuna. also closely represents a pen or a pinky finger.

ron pollak had a choner during class, and he poked people with it because he's a scumbag.

by pollak-hater October 7, 2006