coffee

simply it means sex,

"hey u wanna come up for coffee"
really he/she means hey u wanna have sex.

by kirsti July 11, 2004

coffee

The lone "definition" you can get on a mug without looking like a total retard.

Bill: Hey Joe, check out my new mug from Urban Dictionary! It's the defintion of "cuntfucker"! Turns out this definition means "one who fucks many a cunt"! Pretty cool way to drink your coffee, huh?

Joe: What the fuck?

Nearby Worker: Are you fucking insane?

Boss: You're fired!

*Boss drinks from UD mug with the definition of "coffee".*

by Sue Doe Nymm July 13, 2009

Coffee

Black, strong and with no sugar: the elixir of life.

I feel dead...I know, I'll go drink some coffee!

by Criminal Activist November 8, 2007

Coffee

The definition of life

Sarah: (Dead From overworking)
Hannah: Here have some coffee!
Sarah:(Alive again)

by Sarah’s Dictionary August 9, 2018

Coffee

Legal drugs

He drank coffee. He's beyond hyperactive now.

by dragsbruh July 12, 2023

coffee

1. In addition to water, food, shelter, and clothing, coffee is the new essential substance needed for the survival of the human race, specifically students.

2. The solution to homework

I've got an early flight tomorrow, I better drink a lot of coffee tomorrow.

by Pearllady70 November 15, 2009

coffee

God's drink.

And on the 8th day He made coffee.
God: "mmmm that's fucking orgasmic"

by JKrew_NOT January 2, 2010